The Government Laughs at You: YOU are a MORON with MONEY TO BURN.

You get the government you deserve.

Your politicians are taking a look at what an asshole you are. They see how you waste your money. So they don't want to give you more. In fact, they raise taxes so you'll have less.

YOU aren't just being stupid and buying Bieber music, Burger King-scented cologne (yes, there IS such a thing) or memberships in fap-to-a-chick-on-Skype websites. YOU are GIVING away your money to UTTER ASSHOLES.

Not even panhandlers. You go HUNTING for people to waste money on. LIKE THIS FUCKHEAD:

Did you stuff the tacos and burritos into this jackass's mouth?

Then why the FUCK are you throwing your money away on his elective surgery?

I can hear your illiterate cry: "No, I dih-ent."

Only you did something just as stupid, like sponsoring some other asshole's usless, mindless or egocentric shit. And if not, too bad, Your Government thinks you did.

They also think you bought a green plastic hat and wasted a few $100 on St. Patrick's Day drinking. Or you bought yet ANOTHER fucking iPad or laptop because there was a new model. Or you took a cruise so you could over-eat and listen to a shitty cover band with a retard behind the drums. Or you bought a skateboard. Or pay per view wrestling. Something. SOMETHING.

It doesn't take much of an excuse for Your Government to look around, and see a whole lot of OBESE PEOPLE, and people with nothing better to do than get their gender reassigned, or pay huge prices to see Kanye or Beyonce or the Grateful Dead.

Your Government sees that even the lowest monkeys on the planet don't riot and break the windows of a supermarket and get food. They break the windows of a store in order to get over-priced basketball sneakers. Designer shades. STUPID SHIT.

Your Government watches how they are applauded when their superstars...whether it's Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton or Kate Middleton...sashay around and step off a private plane in outfits that could pay your fucking rent for five years.

This overstuffed dick didn't have to sue the government for cosmetic surgery, like some prison prick who wants to get free twat hormones while in jail. Nope. He just went on social-disease media. The people who supposedly aren't doing well, but who sit still for fare hikes and higher taxes, paid so some of his fat could be trimmed away. And what are the odds he'll balloon right back up again, and then demand money for surgery to reduce the size of his stomach so that he physically CAN'T retain all the tacos and burritos he's eaten?

Politicians see this shit. They see the apathy to their greed and the sympathy wasted on totally useless monkeys.

You get the government you deserve.