Easter Bunnies vs Muslim Bunnies + Muslims 1000, Jews 7

As we approach Easter time, many are thinking, hmmm, Christianity is heading toward extinction and the MUSLIMS are over-populating the Earth.

The point isn't which websites are saying it, and if they're racist or crackpots. The FACTS speak for themselves. MUSLIMS are emigrating all over the place, they dominate the Middle East and Africa, and their leading fanatics (ISIS) seem to be able to make billions of dollars thanks to black market oil, drug dealing, kidnaps and other criminal activities.

Any comment on the rise of MUSLIMS is met with ostrich-like denial. No, no, there aren't Muslim neighborhoods in England where Christians are in danger. No, no, there aren't communities in upstate New York that are more like compounds, carefully insulated and OFF LIMITS except by court order.

Screeds such as the above, which continues below, may have a touch of panic to them, and perhaps some stats are manipulated, but IF I'M BEING HONEST, the basic message is the truth.

Just how bold is the Nation of Islam? They burn churches. In various countries in the Middle East and Africa, any Christian missionary is at risk, any Christian doctor is at risk, any Christian of ANY kind is at risk. Hasn't it been a fairly long time since the Christians were thrown to the lions? It's ba-a-a-a-ack. ISIS made a spectacle of murdering a bunch of Christians, oh, a few weeks ago. They happened to be Coptic Christians (Egyptians) so nobody seemed to care too much. Even The Pope wasn't about to protest too loudly.

There's also been a bloodthirsty move to murder the "wrong" Muslims. If you're Sunni in Shiitville, or vice versa, you'll get beheaded, or roasted alive. That, of course, is something stupid Muslims don't understand. Power corrupts. Standing around silently while ISIS takes over entire towns, doesn't save you, Habib. YOU will eventually either bow down and convert to whatever the loonies want you to convert to, or you will DIE.

Oh, for the good old days when it was just those awful awful Jews.

Except, you can't even raise a sweat killing Jews. First off, the poor ISIS creeps, they can't find too many Jews. Not in Syria, Iraq, Yemen, or the other places they're taking over.

Secondly, there are TWO BILLION MUSLIMS on the planet. There are only 15 million Jews. This, by the way, is probably counting a lot of Jews who aren't religious at all, and might even be only half-Jewish, like the guy who played Harry Potter in all those movies.

You do the math (because I wasn't very good at it). Do you get the same figure I do? That Muslims out-number Jews by 1000 to 7? Is that about it? Aside from Israel and New York, the odds are that the 1000 Muslims are going to gang up on the 7 Jews. The Jews in France don't feel secure, and neither do the ones in Germany, Australia, or, well, anywhere else.

Every time there's a new atrocity, the world leaders mutter a verbal "condemnation." What? Slaughtered tourists in a museum? Machine-gunned an office in France? Beheaded a soldier on a street in England? Put a guy in a cage and set fire to him? Beheaded a few dozen Coptic Christians? Why, this is "strongly condemned." Just not strongly enough to get the United Nations, or Pooty-poot Putin or fat little Kim Jong-asshole or anyone else to do anything, or for Interpol, the FBI or Anonymous to stop up the money trail and bank accounts.

Is it possible that John Lennon was wrong, and it's not The Beatles but ISIS that is more popular than Jesus? Uh, yeah, but the good news is that as hot-headed and crazy as these sand bugs are, the world is going to hell a lot faster. Climate change, you Allah-kazams. Before you can declare victory over all the Christians and Jews, you'll all be dying of thirst. There will be sand in your last dish of hummus. Your camels and sheep will be lost to plagues of locusts and disease forcing you to fuck your extremely ugly women or each other. Tough luck, Habib. 2 BILLION Muslim Mouths will be hard to feed as top soil erosion continues, and pollution fills the air, and the last egg was thrown by Justin Bieber at somebody's mansion.

God is great...a great practical joker.