Pit Bulls are SO Entertaining, Especially when they KILL

You know pit bulls.

They're the "lovable, loving, good natured" dogs that idiots insist are "good pets."

These are the same people who equate "good pets" with a good movie, a good pair of shoes or a good sex toy: something you use when you feel like using it, and forget about the rest of the time.

People have the idea that dogs and cats are just "entertainment," and there's no responsibility to maintain the animal. At least, not anymore than you'd once in a while wash a window or polish your shoes.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, the main reason to have a vicious monster of a dog like a pit bull, is to protect your junk, and to frighten other people. How many times do you see a smug, surly bastard walking a vicious dog, delighting in how everybody cringes and steps away to give him room?

So here's the feel good story of the day.

The delightful "spin" on this tale, is that doggy was loyal to the owner, so when the owner dropped dead, doggy began chomping at the person she thought was hurting him.

Except dogs aren't known for thinking. The main thought in a dog's mind is SEX. And FOOD. And killing a cat. And barking and barking and barking and barking over nothing, nothing, nothing nothing.

Dogs are very stupid. That's why people like them. "My dog thinks I'm god." HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET.

You can bet one thing: the cops have gotten dozens and dozens of offers for that killer dog. Unfortunately, probably none of them are from Koreans seeking a good dinner.