The laughably "Chilling" video-warning Anonymous sent to Anus-lips Kanye West

If you believe the media today, nothing is more "chilling" than a fucking group of pimply Brits with Guy Fawkes masks playing on the Internet.

Oooh, lookie lookie, "Anonymous" has taken on Kanye West!

Uh, yeah? So? I don't notice Kanye's website is down, or "Keeping up with the Kardashians" has been canceled, or that Bruce Jenner is keeping his dick.

I don't notice that they leaked (more) nude pix of Kim Kuntrashian, or how that would hurt her in the least if they did. They don't appear to have gained access to Kanye's private e-mails or invaded his privacy (as much as HE has invaded OURS thanks to the MEDIA).

The video was peppered with images they found on the Internet. I doubt any of it was original, including this:

That one amused me. Slightly. The tedious electronic voice used to disguise the messenger delivered very little beyond an (attempted) weary, sophisticated put-down of monkeyshines.

Yes, Kanye West should stop shouting about how he or Beyonce should win every award. He should stop interrupting awards shows. He should stop comparing himself to Jesus Fucking Christ. He should stop thinking that being a "fashion designer" matters in the world or that selling expensive shitty looking shoes is helping a world gone mad. (PS, Anonymous actually said that the world has gone mad, but didn't accept responsibility for their part in it, or how piracy, Internet bullying and all the hacker tricks have led to massive insecurity, and financial and emotional distress.)

The message in this kinda tiresome 7 minute video essay, was that for the sin of false pride, the great Anonymous had to step in, and declare the obvious, which is that he's an abusive annoying jerk, and that he has no morality. Yes, the calm robot voice of an older Brit outlined that this father has embarrassed his own child by allowing his wife to pose naked all over the place. Yes, Anonymous is frowning about morality! The voice droned (I paraphrase) "How DARE you let your wife pose naked when your poor daughter will grow up embarrassed and ashamed?"

That was the funniest moment (though I can't say I laughed at all during this screed). Anonymous goes Granny, and thinks that North West is going to be ashamed about her mother the media whore? North West will have long since been indoctrinated that public nudity is GOOD, mommy is a GENIUS, daddy is a GENIUS, and if anyone says a bad word, toss some money to a bodyguard who will KICK ASS. (As long as the ass isn't as gigantic as Kim's).

Anonymous calls Kanye a hypocrite for being egocentric? REALLY? Anonymous has the nerve to call anyone out for disobeying rules, acting like a Fascist, and basically saying "my way or the highway?" Look, you can turn Kanye Fucking West OFF, but a hacker can grab your e-mails, empty your bank account, destroy your privacy, and lead you to suicide. By that standard, Kanye and Kim are very, very small, dirty potatoes.

It'll be interesting to see if Kanye West even addresses this thing (which apparently was languishing on YouTube for over a week before the MEDIA suddenly woke up and noticed). Unless all of Kanye's money suddenly is drained from his bank accounts and money rains down on the poor people of Somalia instead, I kind of doubt he's going to give a rat's ass. Whether he has enough money to track down and prosecute anyone for basically doing little more than insulting him, I have no idea.

The idea that Kanye West, of all people, is worth the ire of Anonymous (instead of, say, ISIS...) is disgustingly amusing. Yes, the motherfucker is in the news EVERY fucking day, along with his Kuntrashian in-laws, but they aren't killing anyone.

The only part of this YouTube thing that bothered me was the notion that he has ANY talent. Repeatedly, the posh tosh toffee-nosed affected Brit-voice narration spoke about his "talent," and that he began to "abuse" his "talent." I don't think he or any rapper has much talent. I think the state of music and dance is at a level lower than rat shit on the sidewalk. With a few sappy exceptions ("Fuck You" by Cee Lo comes to mind, and maybe Kanye's "Sierra Leone" piece, which mostly stole from Shirley Bassey), this crap is not even amusing, much less profound or a show of talent.

Anonymous also didn't say, "Please, Nigga, stop using the term NIGGA in your songs so that idiots like Lindsay Lohan can Tweet it with admiration. You do your race a disservice with this NIGGA shit." I guess even anonymous hackers can be gutless and pussy-esque, and using "the N word" makes them shiver like little girls after a nibble of ice cream.