Mablean, Why Can't You Be True? And black daytime TV too

Chuck Berry didn't spell it "Mablean," but who knows, "Judge Mablean" is the 9th of 10th children, so maybe the parents ran out of ways of spelling it when they named ALL their kids based on Chuck's song.

I never heard of the woman till I briefly channel surfaced the misery that is morning daytime TV, and realized it's aimed, logically enough, at children and blacks. That's the big demographic of people who don't work for a living.

Aside from crappy cartoons, there was the fat and awful Wendy Williams crossing her legs and "dishing" celebrity news, almost all of it on black celebrities, of course. She was dissing Mariah Carey for putting out a new album that would no doubt be bad...so I switched channels. When I came back, accidentally, she had more black celebrities her audience cared about, especially litany of weirdly-named women that sound like brands of mouthwash.

A channel away was the infamous Maury Povich show. This guy somehow has managed to NOT get himself beaten up for being the white man who makes fun of blacks. Every day he brings out obstreperous, loud, ignorant blacks (once in a while a redneck, or a redneck who is fucking a black). They work themselves up into a rage over their disgusting behavior, and the crowd whoops and roars.

Sometimes you want to just lie back for a little while, watch a bit of TV, and move on. Today, I had to just MOVE ON, especially after my last stop, this dope called Judge Mablean.

It seemed a very simple case. It last about 3 minutes, but there was literally triple that time for commercials. Some dopey forlorn white guy was on a pistol range when he bent over...and got shot in the butt. "Yo' behind?" Judge Mablean queried. "Which cheek?"

Who'd do such a thing? Some immigrant-type woman from India or Pakistan or who knows where. She politely informed the judge that she was on the pistol range for the first time, and the gun accidentally went off when she didn't want it to. She explained that her husband is away a lot, and she thought that to protect herself and her KIDS, she'd learn how to fire a gun. How nice to bother, as most people in America just buy guns, and then shoot them off at anything that moves.

This well-meaning but very stupid woman couldn't get beyond "the gun went off," so the bailiff had to step in, and explain to the judge that what PROBABLY happened, was a "misfire," and that after firing a fucking 50 caliber bullet, the gun's recoil was too much, and she lowered it, but accidentally fired another shot...into Mr. White Guy's sorry ass.

What would YOU rule? If you accidentally slam into somebody and knock their glasses off and they break, you buy that person a new pair. Don't you? Especially if you weren't looking where you were going?

If you accidentally step on the gas and not the brake, and knock over somebody's garbage can, you replace it. Or your insurance company does.

Judge Mablean declared that the woman didn't MEAN to fire the weapon. The gun just "got away" from her. So she doesn't have to pay the guy's medical bills.

End of case.

Isn't there a big difference between a true accident, an "act of God" like lightning striking a tree and knocking it over, and some bitch not knowing how to fire a gun and not having an instructor to help her?

The message to the public is, "Hey, if, or WHEN I shoot somebody, I'll just say the gun went off accidentally." Which is a wonderful message on a show watched predominantly by blacks, with a black judge giving a crackpot ruling.

The message on Povich's show is that it's fun and entertaining to fuck like rabbits and not even know who the father is. And the fun on the Wendy Williams show is to spend all your time oohing and aahhing about dumbass black celebrities and what they wear and whether their music will be as good as it once was. Let's not assimilate, let's not educate, let's not express any scorn or disapproval of stupid people doing stupid things. You can bet Judge Judy (white) would've been shouting at this stupid bitch, "You could've KILLED THAT GUY." You can bet somebody other than Povich wouldn't be smiling, but would be saying, "Ever heard of birth control?" And maybe somebody other than Wendy Williams would be saying, "Let's not waste our time talking about Mariah Fucking Carey, let's give y'all a lesson in how to spell, so you can look for a fucking job and not watch daytime TV."