I don't know every stoooooopid name that these rappas and nappas and sappas use while they blow P. Diddy or Nelly or Jay Z etc. etc. etc.
Somehow the London Daily Fail, which regularly promotes cows (one word: ADELE) began to moo over "ASHANTI" and a pair of photos of her showing off her flanky 100 pounds of pork butt.
Monkey see, monkey do.
Ever since media whore Kim Kuntrashian began angling her ass at everyone, and getting a zillion LIKES for her self-obsessed SELFIES of her rectal area, it seems that EVERY woman feels obligated to shove her shitter at us.
Yes, this includes scrawny white-boy ass Viley Virus as well as this "full figured" camel.
At one time "tits and ass" was a fun style of "cheesecake" photography, but now it's a picture of someone who ate wayyyyy too much cheesecake.
Some gripe civilization is moving backward, because the brutal lunatic Muslims want to behave as if they're living in the same century as their beloved prophet Moe. HOWEVER, we're going further back to the age of the hottentots, and the "Venus of Willendorf." Does she remind you of anyone?
The primitives thought a fat woman was a healthy woman. At the very least, if times got tough, you could roast her over a fire, and have plenty to eat for a month. Now, the primitive mentality is back, and ignorant idiots are attracted to misshapen piles of putty and coagulated Kentucky Fried Chicken fat. Either that or they're androgyne pedophiles who like Viley and Just a Beeper.
Every culture has its quirks. The Japanese liked their geishas in whiteface, with distorted feet. The Muslims don't care how ugly the bitch is, because she's always in a burka, and then gets fucked in the dark by Habeeb and all his brothers. But the supposedly civilized countries, especially the U.K. and America, and the bottom-pinching Italians, are losing their minds over grotesque behinds...and a whole lotta flab everyplace else.
The bottom line on Ashanti and her bottom, is that the beeee-atch don't know how to act in public. Most of her kind (I mean shitty singers in general, not yowling balladeers and tone-deaf rappers in particular) haven't a clue. Aren't we ALL sick of ass-shoving poses, and idiot twats staring into their cell phones as they snap SELFIES that are supposed to make us wish we were in the same dingy hotel room with 'em?
A much more difficult trick is to be sexy without the overt poses and the crassness. That's something ASHANTI and her shitpile of Kuntrashian wanna-be's just can't get through their thick butts.
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