Ugly Deformed Media Whore Khloe Kardashian Asstrashian is 160 pounds of Pig Shit

You have to wonder what this conspiracy is between the Media and Kris Jenner.

It's a non-stop NIGHTMARE having to see Jenner's hideous spawn (three from the creepy lawyer Kardashian and two from mentally deranged cunt-face Bruce Jenner).

We know that a "provocateur" like Piers Morgan won't get invited to parties unless he behaves like an opinionated prig, but do entire papers, newspaper staffs, magazines, HAVE to keep annoying the world with shots of ugly little chimp-let North West, llama-faced Kim, and those air-head spooks of the runway the Jenners?

Have they no shame in whooshing farty gusts of delight every time the useless cocksucker Khloe shows off her grotesque SHITTER?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, Isis machine-gunned the wrong newspaper office. All Charlie Hebdo did was feature a poorly drawn stupid looking cartoon on the cover. Here we have a human cartoon on EVERY cover.

True, the "comments" accompanying such articles are NEVER complimentary, but that's fine. The Kuntrashians are laughing all the way to the bank, and these poor excuses for newspaper sites can say "we're charging you a fortune for a banner ad, look at all the TRAFFIC we get for showing a human garbage truck!"

Yeah, the remarks include:

"I'd be ashamed to walk out my front door with a deformed derriere like that..."

"Congratulations on your plastic surgery OJ Simpson."

"The gas station down the road wants its air hose back."

"With those inflated butt implants, hope she doesn't fall on a cactus."

"Nasty beast. Wide load."

"Leave some of those implants for your stepdad."

"Lumpy frumpy pig in a wig."

"Bloody horrendous."

I guess they removed: "Where is Mark David Chapman when you need him."