Old Skag, Tired Hag, Young Garbage Bag: 3 Rock Bitches You Wouldn't Fuck

Who are they?

Recognize them?

If you didn't, and saw them at a museum preening for the camera, would you look twice?

Aren't these 3 of least appealing cunts on the planet?

Yes, the illusion of "celebrity."

What makes you smile is "don't I know you? Didn't you make some music I liked?"

Well, two of the three.

Imagine if you're from Asia somewhere, or the Middle East, or Poland. You've never heard their names. You've never heard their music. Would you look twice? Of course not.

You'd just think, "Oh, three twats posing for pictures. Granny, Mom and little bitch daughter." Or something.

For the record, it's Patti Smith, Debbie Harry and Viley Virus.

They were all grinning because they got invited to some woeful event in support of Tibet two days ago (March 5th). There was some kind of concert at Carnegie Hall. And oooh, they could walk around and absorb all the flash camera light.

Sure, "Because the Night" was a good song, and Patti wrote or sang a few others that weren't bad (and a lot that were). "Blondie" had a few hit songs although the big deal was how she looked, not how she sang. Viley? Nevermind.

Although waxy, Debbie in the middle MIGHT be worth a second glance.

But really, tourist snapshots are exactly that, and at this point, the three of them might still have the chords of fame, but none of them can hit a note anyone with any sense would pay to hear.