Some jerks buy DOGS just to have a cheap security guard. Or to have AMUSEMENT.

A feel good story in these troubled times:

10-to-1 this asshole bought the dog so it could guard his property. What breed was that? A rotten big goddam dog. So he could show off. He might be little but his dawg is BIG.

That makes the human a GOD. And what does GOD do? GOD whips the dog, offers it crappy dry food, barely takes it out for a walk, and constantly orders it around for the fun of it.

No, I don't like dogs. 80% are bred to be yappy little monsters or natural born killers.

Most are nothing but noisy obnoxious shit machines.

If you poured piss on the sidewalk, you'd be arrested. You're polluting. You're stinking up the air. But let a dog do it, and ohhh, that's fine.

It's a trade-off for idiots who own dogs for the two worst reasons.

One is getting a vicious dog to guard the property and bark all day. Fuck the neighbors. Go off to work and let everyone listen to the idiot dog barking all day. Leave it out in all weather to make it meaner. Enjoy walking it and watching frightened passersby back off each time it barks and lunges.

OR...get a submissive dog. Leash it and nearly choke it as you shout instructions and scream at it for not understanding English.

Very few get a dog with any interest in giving the dog a good home and training it properly.

How many buy a dog with the intent of giving it a truly loving home? To accept it with all its faults and to treat it with friendly respect? Very few. How often do you notice people with dogs who are grim, nasty or psycho? How rare is it where someone is actually smiling and talking to the dog, and the dog is reacting with affection, instead of barking or straining at the leash?

A dog is not supposed to be an amusement toy. Go get a Furby for that. A dog is also not supposed to be a guard. Get a lock and a burglar alarm, fuckhead.

But sometimes a dog really does prove how smart it is...by killing its idiot owner. This is also proof that most assuredly, and despite all these centuries of domestication, a dog is still an ANIMAL.