Redneck C&W Singer STRICKLAND wanted to KILL DUCKS. Har har

So now the headline is where's STRICKLAND? Lost in a forest somewhere with an armload of dead ducks? Or is HE the dead duck?

America is one big fuckin' DUCK DYNASTY.

Yes, there was a hit reality show about bearded redneck morons going out and killing ducks. It became a trend. A lifestyle. One of the assholes running for president, Mike Huckabee, proudly says he LOVES shooting ducks out of the sky.

So here comes a C&W moron I never heard of, who disappeared after Tweeting how he's a good ol' boy who just gotta KILL SOME DUCKS, even in the midst of a fierce rain storm.

Look at that duck-eating grin. This retard, with a career (of some kind) and a wife, boasted how he was going to be a fool-hardy fuckhead and drive through a serious killer storm JUST so he could go find a nice quiet part of God's country where he could kill and kill and kill. Gaahhhh-lee! Him and his never-take-a-shower buddy shore knew what GOOD is.

This isn't a troll blog, and I don't go all over Twitter or news comment websites saying nasty and vicious things just for kicks. So I'll officially say that I don't hope this asshole is dead.

I'll just say that I kinda doubt that every duck that shit-grinning red-necked retards destroy turns up served with grits and gravy. Most of this cowardly sport is just about thrill-killing and sadism, and most of the ducks plummet into oblivion and rot on the ground.

And if people don't care about disposable wildlife, be it ducks, foxes or whales, then why should anyone care about some missing person when this planet has BILLIONS of 'em?