ATTILA THE HUN - STILL STINKING UP EBAY

Fat ugly "Attila" laughs as she posts her reeking auctions. There's always a line about "hurry before it's gone," because her auctions are regularly removed by EBAY.

They could suspend the twat, but that would make too much sense.

Here she is yet again, with her grotesque smelly female giblets crawling out of her "I Like Music" knickers.

Pitiful, ain't she?

Only in LOONEY EBAY-LAND would anyone be permitted to show photos like that. How ridiculous that EBAY pretends this is a legit auction for a pair of clean underwear.

It's pretty obvious this unholy bitch is going to send the FOULEST, most REPULSIVE and REEKING pair of KNICKERS to the most desperate of jackasses. Isn't that true, Hans?

You feel sad for the post office that has to handle her stinky auctions. Even if her junk is tightly sealed in a plastic bag, you can be sure everyone in the post office is saying, "DID A FISH TRUCK OVERTURN?"

Ha ha ho ho hee hee. Her ad copy is always the same:

Ebay is run by maniacs, it seems. Who would want a bitch-whore-psycho selling her stinking underwear on their site? ONLY EBAY.

If you call up EBAY and talk to any normal twat who answers the phone, you can bet that she's embarrassed to see ATTILA still on the site. But all EBAY support can do is shrug and say, "I'll pass this along..." to the CEO or the lawyer who is sitting around smelling underwear, downloading Photoshopped porn pix of under-age actresses, and generally being a total drunken jerk.

Did I mention that the former CEO John Donahoe got a "golden parachute" when he resigned? HE GOT TWENTY THREE MILLION BUCKS.

I think he resigned because he now has enough money to buy dirty underwear in eBay's "adult" section all day long.

And really, if somebody beat John Donahoe so badly he became incontinent for the rest of his life, I'd PRAISE ALLAH.