And whether they're prune-cunted old lesbians or just retarded 12 year-olds.
Are they PROUD of working for the DAILY MAIL, and gushing about "sideboob" photos and D-listers who have "ample cleavage" or a "pert posterior" or a "taut tummy?"
There are certain mags and newspapers that seem to require a brain-dead writing style. So maybe Kayleigh and Helen were acquired from some hospital where these zombie twats were pulled off life support and pumped with caffeine.
Jesus, Kayleigh:
Jerky Giles must be so proud of herself...she gets to sniff after fish-twats all night and write tripe all day.
Hundreds of equally dimwitted fools have nothing better to do than "share" her idiot reports? "Share" where? On social disease media, or with other tittering twits in grade school or the senility ward?
The DAILY MAIL sees that stories about useless herrings get fishwives to leave comments. Yes, obese losers and pinheads living in crapholes like Grimsby, have nothing better to do than adore famous-for-being-famous idiots. Oooh, look at that dress. Look at the tongue sticking out. Look at the sideboob. Even snarky comments are good, since it means "people are reading this soiled candyfloss."
Helen Turnbull?
Hell and Bull Turds seems to get the plummier assignments, like writing up the latest photos of boring androgyne Viley Virus.
What was Shakespeare's phrase: "full of sound and fury signifying nothing."
Helen Turdbull, Krazy Gibes, you've heard of Shakespeare? No. And neither have the cabbage-brained twats you gush about.
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