As important as Isis, Trump, the Economy, Gun Laws, Murders, Unemployment...
is the news that useless ugly KENDALL JENNER got invited to model over-priced rags at a Victoria's Secret show...
and she's got a SHAVED TWAT!
Wow! WOW!
A woman shaving her vagina before appearing in an underwear fashion show...WHAT NEWS!!!
Kendall Jenner's shaved twat blew her repulsive slut sister Kim Kuntrashian right off the front page. But I guess we all know by now that Kim and Kuntye have named their newest half-breed spawn "Saint."
Yeah, he'll grow up to be a real fuckin' Jesus, that kid.
So since it'll take Scum Kim another week or two before she's ready to show the world her post-baby tits and ass, and since her other slutty slob sister is busy baby-sitting her braim-damaged monkey Lemur Odor, somebody else in the freak family must step up and provide the world with intimate, useless information.
One day this kind of picture won't be confined to blogs...it'll be a regular feature of every tabloid's website front page.
Internet newspapers are edging that way with their lurid "ample cleavage" and "nude" photos, and the shock images of burn victims and face transplants and ISIS beheadings.
"Damn, I should've thought to put out a press release," Adele screams. "I can't reach my twat, but I do sit upside down at the Korean beauty parlor and have those slanties pull out each short and curly with their expert teeth."
In case you don't recall who Kendall is or WHY she's famous...
Who the fuck knows. She's the half-sister to the Kuntrashians. Her mama is media whore Kris Jenner. Her father Caitlyn is a "chick with a dick" freak with a trout mouth and giant ugly hands who thinks wearing drag in public is glamorous. And the world can't get enough of this shit, and even terrorist bombings won't shake these bitches off the front page for more than a day or two.
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