Oh, Let's Have MORE Internet Assholes like VICTOR CANFIELD

You may have heard that the ENTIRE Los Angeles school system was shut down for one day.

Why? Ooooh, an EMAIL! SOME fuckhead sent in a Muslim threat, and even though the jerk spelled Allah in lowercase, and the ISP indicated the sender was nowhere near L.A., the pussified fruits in California grabbed their sparkling water and gluten-free biscuits and fled. Fled to the safety of staying home in the backyard and taking in some rays, and workin' on that tan.

It turns out to be a SPOOF.

But, har har har, aren't we laughing? Don't we want MORE of these games? Thanks to Internet laws being so lax, nobody seems to pay for their crimes, whether it's a "spoof" of spam emails asking for money, or an eBay twit bootlegging every James Patterson book via PDF. At best, the Hansy, the Zinny, the jerkoff is suspended, with a stern "and don't come back tomorrow under another name, although we are sure you will."

The NEW YORK school system (which also got the threats) stayed open. As did schools in other states targeted by the prankster. That's about the only good news; that like spam shit you get every day, most people send it to the trash instantly and don't take it seriously.

In this age of "ANONYMOUS," assholes think they'll never be caught. This asshole was caught. EASILY.

But will anything happen to him? That's a bigger question. Usually nothing happens, except some bunch of equally loopy fart-brains make a martyr out of the punk, consider him another Assange, and praise him for not being a prankster but an activist showing where the holes are in dealing with Internet criminals.

Our "hero" here is a fat-faced loser named Victor Canfield, who is usually masturbating online from Mommy's basement in Maine, but for some reason ended up playing his computer games in Romania. Maybe he was in Romania en route to Croatia or Germany, in search of his homo shower buddy Zinhof, so the two of them could steal music and suck each other's little dickies.

Fat-face in a Mexican hat...doesn't look so tough, does he? He looks like he'd cry like a little girl if you so much as pinched his blubbery cheek.

He's a big shot on the Net, though.

And who knows, one day Adam Sandler will play him in a movie about what a hero he is, for showing the world how easily email threats can be made.

We want MORE assholes like this? Or like Assange (who decided HE can leak any documents he wants as long as they aren't about himself and his rapey lifestyle)? One fucking day, we will see strong laws against email "spoofs."

One day the frightened politicians who let Amazon and Google lobbyists push them around, will realize it's time to STOP letting "spoof" jerks use email and social media to play games.

How about NOT letting Internet websites do as they damn well please?

It's time the Internet is held accountable, and "freedom of speech" not be applied to people who send death threats, or who make PDF and AVI copies of books and movies.

It's time for Facebook and friends to stop allowing anonymous fuckwads make a fortune with spam or create heartache with sadistic abuse and the hacking of personal information. It's time that EBAY has to be like Macy's or Tesco or any other business and stop pretending "we don't have to take responsibility for anything."

If an eBAY jerk claims "I own copyright," or a YOUTUBE shit head posts a TV episode, all that should be needed is a red-flag button. Then the venue instantly informs the uploader, "Prove to us you have a contract or authorization, or point out where in the Library of Congress or Copyright Office, this item is listed as public domain."

And it's time that jerks like Victor Canfield get LONG jail terms for their "spoofs."

No, an email saying "your school will be bombed" or ("Your Paypal account is restricted" or "I am a Nigerian prince with money for you...") is not a SPOOF. It's a vicious con-game and should be treated as such.

Victor, I hope you go to jail and get your ass fucked and every tooth knocked out of your sappy-faced skull.