Muslims Are Wonderful, so...NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR MISS PUERTO RICO!

"Freedom of Speech."

What the FUCK does it mean?

According to Mephisto von Deathknell, it means you can upload any copyrighted music you want and take royalties for yourself via the cloud service you've picked. Oooh, and don't forget the Paypal TIP JAR.

According to Julian Asshole Assange, it means you can steal anybody's private information and give it to the world, making banner ad money for yourself, giving you enough fame that maybe you won't have to rape women anymore, and allowing you to charge a fortune for speaking engagements.

According to Google, it means you can scan any book or magazine and make a fortune via hot links and whatnot, by leading people directly to the stolen stuff via your search engine. You make money, the copyright owner doesn't.

That's ALL "Freedom of Speech."

Saying that the only organized terrorists in the world are MUSLIMS, and that radical Islam is dangerous? NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH FOR YOU!

You get fired.

"Miss Puerto Rico," who isn't even Miss America (she didn't even finish in the Top 10) was suspended for disagreeing with professional provocateur Michael Moore about how wonderful Muzzies are.

Moore pulled a stunt where he stood in front of a Trump building (Michael's the heftier one in the picture) holding a witless platitude-sign about how "We're ALL Muslim."

Jesus, Michael. Or rather, ALLAH, Michael, aren't we ALL tired of the all-encompassing WE? We are all Charlie Hebdo cartoonists. We are all Parisians. We are all from San Bernardino. We are all part of the melting polar ice.

No, Michael. I am NOT Muslim, and I would never claim to be Muslim. Maybe my sign would be "I support non-violent Muslims" or something. But I'm no MUSLIM.

I am also not a black man's brother. My mother didn't fuck black men and cheat on my father and give me any black brothers. I don't call anybody BROTHER. But I digress, brother. Er, mother-fucker.

Who wouldn't be provoked by something that stupid?

Miss Puerto Rico (I don't think that's her real name) did about the only thing a twat can do: Tweet.

She didn't go slap a Muslim. She didn't go into a store and punt a few cups of hummus into the street. She TWEETED her OPINION.

Let's remember that for three years, a Florida professor declared children and their teachers weren't murdered by an autistic nutjob with a gun in Connecticut. He earned his salary while bellowing that the Jewish parents who claimed their son died were part of a "conspiracy." HE was not fired. Let's note that the insane Westboro Baptist Bastards aren't even arrested for disturbing the peace when they hold up "God Hates Fags" signs at funerals for soldiers. They claim that God lets soldiers be killed in battle to get even for homos being allowed to live in peace. Skinheads, neo-Nazis, and forum owners cheerfully allow every kind of anti-black and anti-Jewish rhetoric. Their hateful shit is protected by "Freedom of Speech."

Perhaps the Puerto Rican chapter of the "Miss America" pageant could've released a statement saying, "We don't agree with our Miss America contestant on everything she says, and she didn't say this as a contestant representing us, but as herself. Sorry for any Muslims who are upset."

Perhaps they could've added, "As an annoying island of mooching pests who are going bankrupt and keep wanting U.S.A. support, and sometimes whine that we should be the 51st State, and who flooded New York City with thousands of welfare cases and F.A.L.N. terrorists, we do think we should honor FREEDOM OF SPEECH as some kind of show of paying attention to United States morality and law."

Bill Maher says it almost every week: Muslims are not like any other religious group. The terrorists are all MUSLIM. It doesn't mean all Muslims are terrorists, but don't deny that ALL the major acts of terror against unarmed people are MUSLIMS. He's not been kicked off the air. He's entitled to his opinion. Liberal or conservative, for better or worse, Freedom of Speech protects you in countries that aren't run by kings and dictators.

While there are vicious acts done by Russia against Russians, North Koreans against North Koreans, one African nation against another, when it involves one race against another, one religion against another, and bombs and machine guns vs defenseless civilians...it'll be Muslims who did it. Can you really blame non-Muslims for being irked? Can you honestly say that ethnic profiling is wrong, and that if you saw three Muslim women in burqas coming towards you, you'd feel the same as if it was three nuns?

But that's just me exercising FREEDOM OF SPEECH. Which is no longer protected everywhere. Jesus, even the Daily Fail and the Grimsby Tell a Laugh choose which articles they allow comments on, and even admit they will censor or disallow remarks they don't agree with.