I LIke Chinese ... even if they Kill and Eat Cats and Sell the Bones

Asia is where cats...are food, not pets.

Red China, that mysterious country of rampant pollution, cheating, child labor and sadistic torture, knows what to do with cat skulls.

Sell 'em on EBAY.

Veteran eBay watchdogs have watched cat skull sales grow, along with, yes, dog skulls, cheap sex toys, bootlegs and knockoffs, and all kinds of nick-nacks.

You can almost hear Eric Idle crooning "I like Chinese..." and why not? They're selling us cheap amusements!

Donald Trump might be angry that China is low-balling Capitalist countries and putting people out of work but...let's just call those Slanties "industrious."

If you check eBay ads, almost ALL the cat skulls are from China, where they eat the animals and don't let the bones to go waste. Oh, the average American punk or British chav might beat a cat to death just for fun. But take the time to preserve the skull and sell it? Not likely.

Just WHO the fuck is buying cat skulls, I have no idea, but the Chinese are doing quite a business, starting the auctions at a mere penny, and often seeing the final sniper-bid reach a spectacular...$4.00. With free shipping.

Some people are most amused by owning cat skulls and butt plugs...cheaply imported from China!

Yes, China! It's the country where a penny can go a long way. Right up your arse!