Gee, buy $25 worth, and there's free shipping. How cute. They even accept returns!
Too bad it festered into a Nazi nightmare. That's because Jeff "Bozo" Bezos was pulling a stunt from the Hitler Playbook: pretend to be innocent and instead be ruthless.
He destroyed Barnes & Noble bookstores like Hitler annexed Poland and every other country he could grab.
Bezos created Kindle and pretended he was a book lover. Then he undercut B&N's Nook and drove their sales into the toilet. And Bezos dictated, literally, what book companies he'd do business with and what percentage he'd take. He even kicked Disney ass on DVD sales.
And Hitler claimed he was sending Jews to a resort with nice warm showers!
WHAT? We are SHOCKED, SHOCKED, that a nefarious online Internet company that pretends mail order is the answer to everything, would somehow want to open STORES all over the country...in locations that had stores THEY pushed out of business!
We are DOUBLY, DOUBLY SHOCKED, that they are targeting Barnes & Noble, the same company they tried to destroy by a) taking away as much business as possible, and b) low-pricing the Kindle so they couldn't make money with their Nook.
It's beyond nefarious that the Internet's leading Fuhrer, who is the 5th wealthiest person ON THE PLANET, is seeking every way to take over everybody else's sales and drive everyone out of business.
Yes, Amazon is taking over all business. It's like GOOGLE taking over the planet (Google Maps, Google spy Glasses, Google Payments, Google Chrome, Google search engine which only shows you Google Blogger posts and not Wordpress, Google YouTube, etc).
Bezos' had a Master Plan and Final Solution, and it's worked. He bombed out Circuit City and Barnes and Noble just as Hitler's planes bombed England. He's stolen digital download techniques from iTunes and streaming from Netflix. He is the world's worst parasite.
And then he pulls the switch. When he's bankrupted stores...he'll come in and take them over. Somehow, actual stores are a good thing as long as HE owns them.
Bezos looks like Mussolini, acts like Hitler, and now we see that he called his company "Amazon" because he admires ruthless spear-chucking savagery if that's how to take total control.
The Amazon was a psycho bitch who sliced off a boob so it wouldn't get in the way from aiming a bow and arrow. Bezos looks like a giant boob, but he's pure psycho bitch. He's just a sneaky Estrogen-filled TWAT. I wish somebody would fire a tampon through his bloody head.
Oh.
I did mention "21st Century BC."
It's how the 21st Century keeps moving back to the Stone Age.
I'd say it's moving BC "Before Christ" but actually, the Muzzies are making sure that we go back only to when Muhammad was alive. When are the Muzzies gonna dictate that we don't use B.C. or A.D. but BM AND AM (before and after Muhammad).
One symbol of the retro-stupidity of the 21st Century is what's going on to B.C. — Bill Cosby.
We're in the second (and hopefully LAST) day of his Philadelphia trial.
The former prosecutor admitted that the woman Cosby twat-fingered didn't have much credibility, hadn't been "damaged" much, and that rather than arresting Cos, he approved of an out of court settlement. He figured the bitch would be a lot happier with a MILLION bucks than seeing Cosby sent off to jail for 30 days or more likely, getting a suspended sentence and probation.
The former prosecutor admitted there was a deal: Cosby gives a deposition saying he gave the bitch some wine and fingered her twat, and thought she was a consenting adult He apologizes and gives the woman a HUGE amount of money so she can go back to being a lesbian. And the documents are sealed. He said there was an oral agreement that Cosby would NOT be prosecuted. And he wasn't...till he left office and a new, glory-seeking prosecutor showed up trying to win fame by being The Man who Jailed Cosby.
Hopefully this fucking WITCH TRIAL in Philly will end, and the judge will agree: this case was settled 10 years ago.
It's not that Cosby never acted like a cad. It's that he wasn't much of a cad with THIS bitch, and she kept making herself available to him. THIS case was settled 10 years ago and no weasel with his eye on becoming mayor should've re-opened it.
In the 21st century a pioneering comedian could go to the pokey for 10 years because he poked his finger in a lesbo twat? He has to endure humiliation and spend millions in defending against something that was settled 10 years ago??
In a country where murderers plea bargain to almost nothing, and where terrorists are just deported, and where the Boston marathon bomber and the Denver movie theater murderer and the Gabby Giffords machine-gun maniac all get coddled and given meds and asswipes, let's NOT keep tormenting a limping, half-blind 78 year-old man for fingering a twat.
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