He's pudgy.
He's extremely effeminate.
He LOVES "dishing" with celebrities.
He gets a HUGE kick out of KARAOKE.
The only surprises with faggy James Corden is that he's any kind of success in America, and that he's married. Of course a lot of jerks are popular in America, and a lot of bisexuals are married.
Whoops, Dearie:
Har har, everyone. Let's watch two hack comedians shoot at fish in a barrel.
Dress up in silly outfits? CHECK.
Sing an obvious song with obvious lyrics like "TRUMP IS AN ASSHOLE." CHECK.
It doesn't matter if the "bad" word is censored. CHECK.
Have your publicist rush it to the lazy media who need to fill space. CHECK.
(PS, the news site that printed THIS, did NOT print anything about the Somali monkey who knifed people in London. First off, we're soooooo tired of random attacks. It ruins the fun of staring at censored photos of Orlando Bloom parading naked in full view of paparazzi. Second, we're sooooooo politically correct about trying to slant it so that it ISN'T terrorism. No, no, it's just a Muslim lunatic who HAPPENS to be from a monkey country and has migrated to be a homicidal retard.)
But I digress.
Leary, for those out of town, burst on the scene sucking cigarettes constantly, and sneering that he didn't care if he got cancer.
How sad that the comedian he stole from, Bill Hicks, DID die early of cancer.
Leary, who also stole from Dice Clay, James Dean, and even Dennis Miller in trying to be a hipster, a bad boy and a deliberately arrogant and tasteless comic, became quite boring quite quickly, but lucky for him, became "an actor."
That's easy when you're famous. You've got the recognition factor, and all you have to do is walk around and do as you're told. For years, Hollywood's grabbed any comedian, no matter how BAD an actor, and given 'em a TV show. That would include Jerry Seinfeld (always wooden), Tim Allen, Brett Butler, Roseanne Barr, and on and on and on.
Leary wore out his welcome after a tedious TV show about firemen, and is now declaring, "Hey, I'm a comedian again."
Look at these two putzes. Does Leary look anything like Bill Clinton? Oh, that's part of the JOKE. Ha ha ha ha.
And Corden? Hillary with stubble. How sick is THAT? But James doesn't want to shave his twat-face and look like the realistic fat woman he really is.
No question, James Corden could easily pass for a blimpish bint like ugly slob Wilson or ugly slob Schumer or some of the other obese gargoyles who refuse to be fat-shamed and instead waddle around sneering and preening and saying stupid things.
This fuckhead makes previous host Craig Ferguson look like Shakespeare.
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