Shall We BUY THE MONKEY SOME PEANUTS?

Awww, let's start sobbing for the KILLER.

Isn't that always the case, as we "try to understand" the KILLER?

Gosh, here's a savage from Somalia, a country that has almost no law and has gorillas who routinely hijacks ships...and an inbred ingrate migrated to commit mayhem.

What COULD we done to avoid this?

Like...NOT let the monkey in?

Show me a country that doesn't have its own problems, its own homeless, its own needy, its own crumbling infrastructure, its own poverty, its own out of work and hopeless citizens. WHY the FUCK do you want to import MORE? More MORONS?

Blame Norway. No, no, not for importing a monkey psycho, but for not coddling it enough. Really, when you buy a pet from the pet store, you're supposed to take care of it.

Clearly, the Norweeeeee-weeees didn't show the proper care for their pet monkey. Groom it. Feed it. Treat it like one of the family. Do everything you can for it so it won't bite your face off.

If the monkey is causing problems, don't discipline it; it's just a monkey. You change YOUR behavior. Bend over backwards.

So what did the Norweeeeee-weeees do? They fobbed the monkey off on the Brits. Did they pin a note to the monkey's collar? "Now he's YOUR problem. Don't let him be BULLIED because he might turn homicidal and attack an intelligent, nice lady from America, as well as tourists from all over the rest of the CIVILIZED world.

Now the monkey will be coddled and caged and given his bananas, and all the blame will go elsewhere. Isn't that lovely?

By all means, let's all get together and buy the monkey some peanuts. Let's all take care of him for the rest of his life. Ah. That's what taxes are all about, isn't it. That's what the government is all about. Babysitting dangerous monkeys AFTER they've gone rabid.

Chrissie, you want to sing for us?

"What's important in this life? ASK THE MAN WHO LOST HIS WIFE."

Sorry, Mr. Horton. Your "golden years" will be empty. Your life has been destroyed. Your world has collapsed. Your dreams are over. Because of a monkey.