It would be ok if they keep their ignorant, potato-brained brawling to themselves. But to bring it onto TWITTER?
First off, TWITTER is classy. Only clever, smart, helpful things are TWEETED on TWITTER. (Ha ha ha).
But, more important, TWITTER is a pussy way of fighting. Starting a "TWITTER WAR" with another celebrity is...well, KANYE does it, fer Chrissake. That's how STUPID it is.
Why, it's a disgrace to Paddy's Irish heritage, to smirk and taunt on the Internet instead of a man-to-man confrontation.
Not too brave, huh?
I never heard of "Paddy" Barnes. I guess he's just another lightweight hooligan with the stereotype first name.
"Paddy!" That's as dopey as a black guy called Rastus or a Jew called Abe.
You don't expect wit from an Irish boxer, do you?
OK, here's an ugly boxer and a stupid-looking Polish girl. Who are they trying to goad via some kind of public smirking?
"Rory" is a pro golfer. ("Rory" being almost as moronic a Mick name as "Paddy").After Tiger "White Woman Beater" Woods turned has-been, Rory won some titles and got money and fame. What do you get with money and fame? Trophy pussy. That's the dumb-Polish tennis bitch he nearly married.
He changed his mind at the last minute, which is bad form.
Just what happened, I have no idea.
My theory: he realized marriage is FOREVER. The bitch was a fading tennis star even when he started banging her. WHAT did he have to look forward to? He dreaded having her come home after a tournament bitching and whining:
"How come I always lose to the Niggers? If it's not Serena it's Venus. I'm always losing to the Niggers! What next, a slanty midget Jap bitch does me in? I'm Polish, I'm strong, I should beat everybody. If a kike joins the tour and beats me, I'd blow my brains out by shooting myself in the ass!"
So "Rory" dumped the tennis bitch and on the bounce, "Paddy" happily gobbled sloppy seconds.
Look at that dumb dick-nosed face of his, and that McCheese grin. Most guys don't want to know who fucked their girl before they did. They don't want to see photos. They don't want a mental picture. But this mental case "Paddy" wants everyone to know who was there before he was!
What a dumb Mick, this "Paddy" is. "Rory" dumped her, so he could care less who is banging her now: one man's trash is another man's treasure.
If "Rory" got dumped (doubtful) why rub it in? Is it because Paddy had to shave the bitch's twat because that "Rory" semen smell was still in her pubes?
Why bring this shit into the open, so that a bunch of Twitter yahoos can chortle and go "oooooh," and wait to see what happens next? Why is it that McMoron "Paddy" can't just be happy to have his pole in the Pole, and stay in the present?
Doesn't he want to forget that "Rory" the golfer filled his girl's holes over and over, right up to his balls?
It's pretty childish, this goading.
Shouldn't "Paddy" just spend his time sticking his corned beef into this cabbage, and stop showing his ugly face on TWITTER?
If "Rory" ignores this dumb hooligan what's next? "Paddy" goes to a golf tournament and starts yelling from the sidelines? This is not a good idea.
"Paddy," what's the reach of your arms? I guarantee you, a golfer with a club in his hand has a longer reach. If he uses his wood, instead of his iron, he just might knock out whatever brain cells are still in your mostly-potato brain.
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