The hacks at Rupert Merde Ox's NY POST had a good time shoving every dopey poop pun and crap joke into an article on the unfortunate Frenchie who got cramps during an Olympic race.
Their headline, which would appeal to coprophiles everywhere, isn't even accurate, but that never stopped the NY POST from having a good laugh.
IF I'M BEING HONEST, the headline here would have been rejected by Al Goldstein at SCREW.
More? OK, and you can count for yourself the wearying amount of times this oh-so-clever writer added a shit reference. You can bet she went to a thesaurus website, typed in shit, crap and toilet, and then began her insertions.
Note that she used both CRAPPY and in the very next paragraph, CRAP OUT. Watta pro.
The only surprise is that the Post didn't acquire a more vivid picture of shit running down the guy's legs. As you'll note from a previous post, these do ick-sist.
So, in the Goldstein spirit, yet another FUCK YOU to Rupert Merde Ox and his NY Post, for erasing the difference between a porn mag and a newspaper, employing a bitch for whom broadcasting should be two words, and for taking ALL the fun out of a story on a guy shitting himself.
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