Rio : 1000 Spies, 100,000,000 Flies

Here's a fine waste of money.

In order to compete in the fabulous summer Olympics, America has to send in ONE THOUSAND SPIES to protect the athletes.

This is on top of the huge expenses of bringing the athletes over, keeping them safe aboard a cruise ship that Muslims won't fly a plane into, and making sure crazed Brazilian thugs don't kidnap any for ransom.

And for what?

You can count on one hand the number of great moments your country's had in the last TWENTY FUCKING YEARS of Olympic games. Maybe there was one cute gymnast. Maybe there was one swimmer or diver. Maybe there was one team sporting event. Mostly? GARBAGE.

Who the fuck knows, remembers or cares about the pole vault champ? The discus idiot? The rowing morons? Who can name more than a few Olympic athletes at all? Now it's even more of a farce, since they allow professional athletes in.

And isn't it lovely that one of the most famous Olympians is now a psychotic, ugly old media whore name-changed to Caitlyn with a dick and chemically-induced tits.

ONE THOUSAND SPIES, at HOW MUCH per day? Per week? Can the spies do anything about the spread of the Zika virus? What next with THAT, that it's mutated so that every beetle, bug and fly can carry it around?

All this to call attention to one of the crappiest and most dangerous countries on Earth. The Olympics is a farce, just two ridiculous weeks that will be forgotten by the time every brat is back in school and the headlines turn to the latest Muslim terror attack.

Oh yes, and Boko Harum has a new leader who is vowing to destroy all the Christians in Nigeria. (New leader? It was only a matter of time before crafty Roland would ease out Gooker, and take all the glory for himself. He's planted bombs HERE, HERE and HERE.)