Ugly Fat Slob has his FUN Ruined

You know the mantra of the punks: "Don't RUIN our FUN."

That includes hacking, illegal downloads, and such punk pranks in the real world as the "order a pizza" game.

In this game, you "revenge" yourself on somebody you hate by ordering a pizza in their name, and imagining the FUN when the pizza guy rings the bell, and the two get into an argument: "Pay for this pizza" "But I didn't order a pizza" "PAY FOR THIS PIZZA!" Ha ha ha.

These days, most pizza places check Caller ID and insist on calling back to CONFIRM the order. In that case? Ha ha ha, get "revenge" on the uncooperative pizza joint by confirming the order, and then not answering the door. Ha ha ha.

You can imagine how often this Florida fuckhead (of course, FLORIDA, where else) pulled this game to get everyone angry enough to bring him to court.

Oooh, slap slap slap on the wrist. NOW he isn't allowed to order pizza anymore. As if anyone thinks this ugly pig is going to stop his games.

Too bad the stereotypes aren't necessarily true. Pizza shops aren't all run by the mob. If they were, Fatty might've simply been rolled into an alley and beaten like dough.