OBAMA: LET'S HAVE 10,000 SYRIANS! MERKEL'S CUNT SMELLS LOVELY!

Obama seems to have been sniffing up Merkel's dress, growling "LOVELY...LOVELY..." like that guy in "FRENZY."

What, murders in Germany? A knifing in London? FUCK! This is the PERFECT TIME to welcome 10,000 inbred wild-eyed hummus-faced filthy psycho-brained SYRIANS. They come from the dirt-shit savage world of violence, so they'll fit RIGHT IN with civilized Americans.

Ha ha, Syria, YOUR LOSS is our LOSS OF LIFE.

It'll be so noble of us to see civilized, unarmed people knifed and bombed and shot to pieces by religious fanatic animals. Then we can spend a fortune keeping these animals in lovely jails where they get their stinky halal food and the chance to pray five times a day and wash their feet.

That's how it is. Lives are ruined, and idiots spend all their time worrying about the perps.

Take Dylann Roof. (Yes, Dylann with TWO nn's). We don't have enough problems with white trash going nuts? With homicidal home-grown religious fanatics like HIM? We need MORE?

Roof simply murdered a bunch of blacks in a church. Like the Muslim cowards, this White Christian chose absolutely harmless people to slaughter. What really got to him, was niggers in church. Jesus was WHITE. Who are THEY to pray in a church? Something like that.

Now he's dictating rules ("I'll plead guilty IF you spare me the death penalty"). He's a celebrity getting fan mail, almost as much as the monkey in Boston who blew up the marathon. We'll be keeping Dylann alive on taxpayer money for decades (unless some black criminal can get past security and really do a number on him. A guy clocked him a few times the other day, but did no real damage.)

So here's America, with its own MASSIVE problem with intolerant WHITE religious fanatics, with psychotic blacks murdering police officers. With hundreds of thousands of out of work people causing crime, over-breeding and doing drugs. And we need fucking SYRIANS, with their barely civilized behavior. These are people crawling around in the sand, howling at Allah, beating up women, spending their lives in a rage. And now they're HERE. Not the Muslims who worked to get an education and want to come here to be doctors. Not the Muslims who learned our language and humbly asked to come here to be doormen or shop owners. No, we're talking about fleas in the sand.

Ignorant, untrained SYRIAN IMMIGRANTS coming to the USA!! Hoooooorayyyyy! We'll show that Merkel bitch how to treat 'em right.

We can depend on BAM BAM and his fantastic government officials to make sure EVERY one of these Syrians is gentle, kind, and well suited to adapt to American life. Absoloooooootely.

Good ol' B. HUSSEIN OBAMA. Kenya dig it? Syria is just as lovely as Kenya. England? France? Germany? America? What have these nations brought to the world? Nothing. But Syria, Kenya, Libya, Somalia...those are the countries to care about.

We can't have enough swarthy stupid Syrians. I mean, fuck those "Black Lives Matter" assholes. We have hundreds of thousands of blacks living in poverty? SYRIAN is the NEW BLACK. What, we've even got hundreds of thousands of rednecks and white trash who just might stop being meth addicts and idiots if they got a government education and jobs? Too bad for them! Sheee-it, they believe in Jesus, too, and that's just so OLD SCHOOL.

"Sorry," says Obama, "you white Christians are so backward. You pray to Jesus. What we need more of, are Syrians who pray to Mohammed, and scream ALLAH AKBAR!"

IF we've learned anything from Germany last week, and from that knife attack in London last night, it's that it's really easy to know in advance which immigrants are going to be trouble, who are ingrates, and who are ISIS spies. Let's be trusting and noble and good Americans. Let's leave our doors unlocked, everyone, we believe in the honor system! Truth! Justice! The American Way! Bring us your psychopaths. Bring us your criminals. Castro emptied his jails into Florida when noble Jimmy Carter was president. Here's another ineffectual President giving everything to ingrate pigs while his own people, including BLACK people, get SHIT.

Officials making excuses for Bam-Bam say that these Syrians MUST be given exile. They MUST be helped. Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of people born in America writhe in agony and are spit on by indifferent government assholes.

Lovely timing, Obama. You did want to give Trump a boost in the polls by showing them what the Democrats are going to be doing with the tax money? You wanted to underline that Hillary is going to another Obama and be soft on immigration and gun control?

Hey BAM BAM, when they arrive, be sure that each one gets an assault rifle.

Hell, we used to give people aid so they could stay in their own countries and prosper. What a dumbfuck idea THAT is.