GRIMSBY MIGHT AS WELL BE IN ALABAMA

Sometimes, it's hard to tell WHERE the inbred white trash is from.

The Grimsby Telegraph often prints photos of convicts, and these gruesome, deformed creatures could easily be mistaken for swamp scum from "Deliverance" and the American South.

Here's Derrick Dearman (complete with neck tattoo) looking like a Grimsby chav.

Maybe he could be on Gootube singing 'Fuck Off Obama?'

He's looking a bit sad in the mugshot because he just finished killing five people.

Oh, it's just your typical "mass murder of the day" that American papers report on and forget about. It happens in the South so often it's almost NOT WORTH MENTIONING.

What put this one closer to the front pages, is that dimwit Derrick killed a pregnant woman, so that makes him a little bit special. (Yes, he's being charged with the murder of the fetus, too. Gee, he might actually face the death penalty within the next 50 years.)

His victims? They don't look too bright either. Then again, they got killed because they decided to help hide Derrick's girlfriend. As if they didn't think this guy would come after them with guns.

Derrick came to their home (inbred rednecks all seem to live together in shacks and hovels) but was shoo'd away by the po-lice. So he hid and returned a few hours later when they left. Then, bang, bang, bang, bang and bang.

He then grabbed his girlfriend and drove off to his Paw's house. That makes sense, don't it? Teach a permanent lesson to the white trash that hid her, but don't kill the bitch herself.

These little dick Southern boys, all full of self-pity and Jack Daniels, never seem to put a gun to their own fucking heads. Sure enough, Dearman turned himself in. You can just imagine it: "Officers, I surrender. I guess I done wrong, but Jesus forgives me."

Shucks, he thought, I'll settle for free food, free bed and board, comfortable shoes and a place to shit.

For those out of town, "Comfortable shoes and a warm place to shit" was a phrase made famous by a racist Southern politicians some years ago.

An irony in the South, is that no matter how racist they are, they a) are fascinated with the blacks,and prone to mate with them every chance they get, and b) end up talking like them.

One thing about Farcebook is that dummies like Derrick Dearman leave it ALL out there. As soon as some idiot is arrested, you know to look him up on Farcebook, and find out everything there is to know about his pea-pickin' pea-brained self.

On his opening page, he's doing that stupid "rapper hand gesture" thing.

WHAT white guy would EVER post a meme about "BOOTY RUBS?"

"BOOTY" is a dumb Nigga term for a woman's bottom. PS, who but a dumb Nigga would glorify the term "Nigga?"

Here's another MEME from Derrick the Dimwit. People can't be original; they always post fucking MEMES to express their pinheaded thoughts.

This guy posts something you'd expect on a black person's page. A picture of WHO???

Right, the black influence on white culture. Yo, be like a rapper. Rap her if she ain't faithful. Beat on yer, yo, like professional black ballplayers always do. Learn from the cool black dudes.

So this guy wanted the "loyalty" he saw in a black meme. Except he's a skanky stupid white loser. What's so impressive about him? He owns a truck and a pouch of chewing tobacco? He's lucky he found some inbred idiot who'd even look at him, but in the South, retardedness doth make pregnant bints out of most any bitch with a womb.

It was a matter of time before she'd be knocked up by someone, if not Dearman himself.

Hell, he raged into a shack where there were two beee-aches; one of them was knocked up and the other was dragging around a newborn. That overpopulation Southern style.

Poor poor pitiful Derrick:

Yeah, this loser really thinks he's some kind of anti-hero. He found himself a dopey MEME full of skulls an shit, talking abut not being in jail and not being dead. Give him "credit" for eventually doing something about THAT!

Some say this guy was just your typical Southern wife beater. Others say he was beating his girlfriend because she was cheating on him. Oh, woe, woe, woe, put another Nigga in the jukebox and play some "Hey, somebody done somebody wrong song."

The asshole actually posted his homicidal thoughts on Farcebook:

Basically, whether you're a Grimsby chav or a Southern redneck, you have that sense of entitlement. The main thing is to have a Farcebook page. Show off your ego. Post photos of yourself like you're some kind of Nascar star, or the owner of your own Dingleberry Farm, or living the life of luxury thanks to welfare.

Pose with ATTITUDE.

Look at that grim(sby) expression he has.

In every photo of Dearman he cops a look as if he's DA DUDE.

Southern girls fall for this shit? Of course they do. They use tampons EVERY day in the South because their brains keep leaking out through their twats.

If a girl is halfway pretty, she seems destined to find an exact OPPOSITE to be attracted to. The problem is, it's usual plural. OPPOSITES. Want to take bets that Dearman the Dope was right, and the bitch was playing around?

Thing is, is that a reason to blow away five innocent people? In the South, yes, it is.

Let's see the girl's Farcebook page. Oh, she doesn't have much brains so she doesn't post much, not even "Here's a photo of me at The Waffle House with my gigantic order of grits and taters and a stack o' wheatcakes for breakfast..."

Looks a bit like a mannish kind of a tranny:

The story edged out two other typical American tales, which were buried a little further back in the papers. One: a college prof was pushed off a cliff by his girlfriend (20 years younger) and her pal, who both figured they were in his will. And two: 100 people (their color was not identified) were partying and two partygoers got angry, left, and came back to fire a few dozen shots, wounding a few dozen people. Seems the po-lice had denied the party a liquor license (they wanted to sell alcohol at this "party") but the liquor flowed anyway. How'd you like to be in a neighborhood where over 100 idiots can throw a loud drunken party?

Meanwhile...

From GRIMSBY to ALABAMA, there's plenty of inbred white morons whose only idea of birth control is blasting away at people with a gun.