Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Selfie-Absorbed Crotch-Absorbed

The stupid Millennial twats out there are making sure that the new look in photography is "NOT looking at the camera."

Aren't we ALL goddam tired of these self-entitled egocentric princesses sending pictures around where they are busy staring at THEMSELVES?

In the generation of REAL CAMERAS, self-portraits were either done with a timer, or the photographer held the camera in front of the mirror, lowered it, and took the shot.

No more. Now, bitches stare into their fucking jabber-phones and don't even bother to LOOK UP and make EYE CONTACT.

When they air their dirty linen in public, they obviously have ENOUGH SENSE not to show their stupid faces, but we STILL have to see the fucking PHONE.

AND...even worse, the self-entitled bitches of the 21st Century check EBAY and see that not only should they be admired for having twats, they should make money selling twat leakage via soiled underwear. Isn't that what the cotton panel in knickers is for? Absorbing stink, until the underwear can be sealed into a plastic bag??

At the moment, eBay teeters on the edge of respectability. They allow morons to pose selling their "stinky socks" or showing off their legs in the pantyhose they sell, insisting, "will be washed according to eBay standards, NOT used as underwear." (What IS pantyhose, OUTER WEAR??)

It's really only a matter of time before ads such as the above are considered legal. After all, eBay already allows twats to sell Polaroids of themselves, under the guise that it's just nudity and it MIGHT be ART.

This stupid bitch sees all the latest "dirty panties" auctions (that's the new term, replacing the now-banned "pre-owned panties"_ and figured, what the hell. Why not make five times the cost of the underwear and NOT have to wash it out?

She has over 100 ordinary auctions going, where she's trying to sell off shoes, dresses, blouses, whatever she's BORED wearing, so she figures there's nothing wrong with going into the hamper and fishing out her fishy panties. LOTS of girls are doing it. She doesn't notice that LOTS of girls also get kicked off eBay for it. She just sees that LOTS of girls are doing it.

And what's creepy about some strange guy sniffing your cunt smell in Birmingham, Alabama? He's not likely to uh, take a bus to a train and come surprise you IN PERSON in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Right?

When will eBay make headlines for ANOTHER case like the Peter Braunstein matter, where some jerk bought an item on eBay and used it in a sexual assault? It seems likely that one day we'll open the Grimsby Tell-a-Laugh and read, "Cleethorpes Bint visited by Chav who bought her used knickers on eBay. Now she's as brain-dead as our editorial staff."

Right now eBay is usually very lax about stopping these auctions. It can take 3 days or even 5 days (useless if the auction is one-day-only or 3 days) and sometimes the item isn't stopped at all. Or, as the eBay employees shrug and admit, "We get SO many complaints, we often can't get to them all."

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