Assholes Are Often Named JUSTIN

Have you noticed certain names are given to utter assholes? JUSTIN is a popular name among ASSHOLES. 

In my experience, people named GARY, JEFFREY and STEVEN are also ASSHOLES, more likely than not. 

Make up your own list of names that signal "I should avoid this ASSHOLE." 

Pity the moron who became the roomie of JUSTIN VANKIRK. (Dutch last names are also a sign of assholery.) 

Here's JUSTIN. He looks SO intelligent, doesn't he? 



Here he is in FULL CHAPPLE mode, sticking out his dumb-ass tongue while wearing a Burger King paper crown. 



What did the moron do? He got into a rage because roomie "stole" some of his BEER. And so he beat the roomie to death. 

Then he dragged the body away so there would be no blood on the carpet (as if Justin thought he could avoid jail on this???) 

On his FARCEBOOK page, where these photos come from, almost every pose is him holding a BEER. How KEWL. Wow. BEER. He can drink BEER. What a sign of KEWL. 

Other than that, all he seemed to care about was growling and slobbering over Pittsburgh's local hockey and football teams. Right, THIS is the guy you DON'T want to be next to at a stadium. A typical FAN. A typical All-American beer-drinking MORON. 

He'll probably get two or three years in jail, plea-bargaining that he was DRUNK at the time.

Now here's the OOOH, that's SCARY part. No, it's not that this ugly stupid retarded BEER DRINKING moron got mad that some of his precious BEER went down the wrong gullet.

It's that only a few days earlier, he posted on his FARCEBOOK page about a local news story. It related that there's a website that specializes in listing what homes have a history that includes somebody dying inside. 

OOOH, how prophetic.