How people find these items, I have no idea

Funny thing.

This is an intentionally obscure blog, full of in-jokes. 

But SOMEHOW, if there's a dirty picture, or even a suggestive one, BOOM, the number of "hits" skyrockets. 

People are really setting their fucking feeds and search-bots so that the SECOND a flat-chested chick's naked picture is on a blog, they can find it? (Jane B.) OK, that one mentioned the woman by name. But the "Cake Bush" one didn't. Yet it got tons of views. There was not even the phrase: "CUNT WITH CAKE ON TOP OF IT" to help make a search engine throb.

Likewise, I'm sure THIS photo will get a surprising number of hits.  

 

I suppose this will get even more hits than usual, since the next paragraph uses a few words that apparently are part of the perv-search lexicon.

What is more fascinating than a bitch who SMOKES, and SQUATS and has a big ugly tattoo over her twat, and tits that aren't exactly hanging even? Ah, but the SMOKE RING does make this an especially provocative image, and her open mouth SHOULD have a dick in it. If the photographer waited a few seconds, the bottom of her skirt would've probably started to ooze fluids from one lower hole or the other. She does look like she was, as we say in the Red States, "ridden hard and put away wet." She's smoking to relax after banging more guys than she could count on her fingers and toes. 

But I'm not making a habit of this. The point is not to get hits but to grumble about gormless idiots, knickerless fools, owl-eyed twits, pasty-faced twats, and all kinds of irritants. My Blogger dashboard gives me facts, trends, figures and hits (including exactly how long people stay and stare at a post and where they're from and what their names are.)  

I do have my limits of toleration. How CHEAP to think that this blog is being used for jerking off as well as snickers of misanthropy. 100 IS the limit. The moment the wank-o-meter tells me a post has gotten more than 100 guys popping a load over a particular photo (Google has ways to use your computer camera to see you) I will close this blog to invites only. 

What's more important is making fun of Bill Hoobastank. To paraphrase Lennon, "the Wet Dream is over."