Isn't It a Titty?

Floggin' the titties. Yes, yes, I sure would LOVE to walk around showing the world Wendy's boobs.

What better way to call attention to myself? Or to have people ask, "Who the fuck is SHE?"

Wendy's bravely punking those who insist, "Music should be free, buy a t-shirt." She and Pledgemusic will tell you there's a HUGE market for a signed CD or cheaply custom-made 7 inch vinyl pressings. 

"Dude, look at my 7 inch VINYL on Wendy. It's the only 7 inch item I got." 

Companies usually make a minimum of 100 copies of vinyl and maybe charge five bucks each. Cheap t-shirts get inked up and that can be ten bucks or fifteen bucks each. Sell the pair together for maybe $45, and you make a $25 profit. Sell the whole 100 (if you have that many fans) and you've paid the rent...for a week. Gig a few nights a week in all the neighboring town bars...it's a wonderful life.