Un-Funny Aussie ADAM ROZENBACHS - "What a CUNT You Are"

Did you hear the one about the Australian asshole who made a sick joke about one of Brazil's most heartbreaking tragedies?

Some guy named ADAM ROZENBACHS went on Twitter to show how clever he is. He's, uh, a self-described "stand up comedian. Broadcaster. Actor?" He has a PODCAST. Ooooooh, isn't that the ultimate sign of a success? Being one of the millions to have a fucking PODCAST? 

When he heard about the crash of a plane that killed 75 people, including most members of a Brazilian soccer team, this PODCASTER about Aussie football couldn't wait to make a joke out of it. Except he forgot that a JOKE is supposed to make you LAUGH or at least SMILE.

Over here, where sick humor abounds, the crime of egotistical turd-head Adam Rozenbachs is that it wasn't a joke. "You're not FUNNY, I tell you, You're NOT FUNNY!" Sapristi! 

Amid the blood and the smoke and the carnage, the survivors (there were 6 alive, 75 dead) were crying "Penalty! Penalty!" 

That was the BEST you could come up with? 

It reminds me of when some fop said to Cyrano (Jose Ferrer), "Your nose is a bit LARGE." To which Cyrano sneered,  "you don't have an ounce of wit to color your discourse." And a while later, he ran a sword through the jerk's guts. 

"Penalty! Penalty!" 

What an insult to comedians everywhere. It's one thing to have a sick sense of humor, but THIS guy doesn't even HAVE a sense of humor. 

Consider the death of Abraham Lincoln, which spawned a number of jokes. They were in bad taste even 100 years later, but they were at least identifiable as jokes. After Abe was shot, he turned to Mary and said, "You and your damned theater parties!" After he died, someone said to Mary, "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" 

Funny? Not funny? At least you could recognize those lines as legit attempts at humor. Somebody took a moment to try and come up with something that MIGHT get a laugh. 

"Penalty! Penalty!" penis-head Adam? No wonder people on Twitter don't even call you a Dick head. They call you a CUNT. 

The best Adam could do after his dopey line blew up in his face, was shrug and Tweet: "Didn't realise the gravity of the situation. Lesson learned." 

I think THAT Tweet makes him more punchable than the first one. "Lesson learned?" No, not until somebody ties you down, sport, and has you anally raped by a kangaroo. Or Rolf Harris. 

A fucking plane goes down and kills dozens and dozens of people, and he "didn't realise" the gravity of the situation? GRAVITY, asshole. When a plane falls from the sky, it's generally NOT a laughing matter. 

Why didn't you save this brilliant line for your fucking PODCAST, ay? 

If you're wondering, the jerk's PODCAST is co-hosted by several other morons, all of them guffawing and bawling about the AFL, which I ass-ume is the Australian Football League. Yeah, the podcasters look like a real bright bunch of shit-breath hooligan drunks.

As to what religion "Adam Rozenbachs" might be...I won't even speculate. It seems like it would only make things worse. A certain tribe is hated enough without THIS.