He went to the White House and asked O'Bam Bam why marijuana still isn't legalized. (Double talk from O'Bam Bam). He put together a one hour HBO stand-up special on "Whiny Little Bitch" Trump. He's been on TV every week blasting Christian idiots, dumbass Rednecks, Muslim fanatics and the rest of humanity's shitpiles (while Fat James Corden plays car karaoke and Graham Norton and Jonathan Woss burble about pop celebs).
Still, it was nice that he snuck a moment on his "Real Time" show to discuss Millennials. WHAT, you might ask, are Millennials concerned about? Said Bill:
Playing with "action figures." That would be the doll versions of Harry Potter and Game of Toilets wizards and Marvel comics heroes that cost hundreds of bucks at Comic Con.
Playing with "action figures." That would be the doll versions of Harry Potter and Game of Toilets wizards and Marvel comics heroes that cost hundreds of bucks at Comic Con.
What else? Bill quotes the Millennials as declaring a fascination with "chasing the Pokeman, getting our nipples pierced, shaving our pubes, sending out dick pix…”
That's about right. Bill hit most of it.
I'll add: "unwrapping what we bought on Amazon and posting it to GooTube, Tweeting our undying love for worthless morons like Justin Bieber and the Jenner sisters, offering up endless selfies on Instagram and paying iTunes and Spotify to post our cover versions of Taylor Swift songs."
I'll add: "unwrapping what we bought on Amazon and posting it to GooTube, Tweeting our undying love for worthless morons like Justin Bieber and the Jenner sisters, offering up endless selfies on Instagram and paying iTunes and Spotify to post our cover versions of Taylor Swift songs."
Bill's expression says it all.
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