The gimmick: If a baseball player manages to steal a base in the first game of the World Series (most of the fast base-stealers are BLACK or LATINO), everybody gets a FREE TACO.
Yes, some black guy (or maybe just a deeply tanned Latino) stole a base. Hooray! Arriba! Lookie!
About a week after it happened (they had to GET READY, you know), Stinko Bell announced that for four hours "at PARTICIPATING locations," fat, stupid people could stand on a long, long line and get a free dollar greasy taco.
How the fuck they'll manage to make sure cheap, nasty Mexicans and dumbass blacks and redneck White Trash don't keep coming back in line for ANOTHER and ANOTHER, I have no idea. Maybe it's "as long as supplies last."
All this is really going to do, is reward overbreeding Mexican families that will come waddling in, six or ten of them, all chattering in Spanish, demanding their FREE GRUB. It's sure as hell not going to entice anyone else to stand around with low class jackasses JUST to get a cruddy taco.
The key words: "at participating locations." Chances are that most urban branches of Lardo Bell are NOT going to participate. They don't need the aggravation. It'll be the drive-in locations that'll be more likely to bother, since a family arriving in a bouncing gimmicked-up car that blares "La Cucaracha" on the car horn, won't dare to keep driving around and around expecting ANOTHER set of free tacos, and they'll also be more likely to stupidly pad their order with MORE tacos and burritos as well as fattening sodas and desserts.
On this slow newsday (do we really want to hear MORE about Hillary's fucking emails or Trump's arrogant "build a wall to keep the Mexicans out" bullshit) the media is loaded with this stupid story. Very wisely, Armpit Bell waited and waited till TODAY, so they could key in on the fact that tonight is the final game of the World Series, and interest in a meaningless series (who the fuck cares about the Indians vs the Cubs) might actually get some viewers.
Yeah, it wasn't that long ago that "The Frito Bandito" was banned as an advertising character because he made it seem all Mexicans are Spics who like to steal shit. NOW? Now Greasy Bell is going back to link Spics and Thievery yet again. Mexicans are supposed to be excited by somebody STEALING a base, and by the idea of pouring over the border to get a fucking taco FREE.
Remember the Alamo? Davy Crockett died for your fuckin' TACOS.
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