Jimmy Kimmel grins and smirks for AIDS AIDS and NOTHING BUT AIDS

You know Jimmy Kimmel? He's the best of the late night hosts. Which isn't saying much (Fallon? Meyers? Effeminate Corden???) 

He's slipping pretty badly, too, relying on hacky things like "let's interview morons in the street and snicker because they are morons." Or, "How about we find shit on YouTube that YOU could find yourself, and make you watch it." 

One of his most famous routines is the fairly sadistic Halloween ritual of having parents tell kids, "We ate your candy," and watching the kiddies cry, scream and curse. 

You'd think that MAYBE, if Kimmel had the chance, he'd make restitution and raise some money for children. No, not affluent ones who go trick or treating. For the ghetto kids who are starving. For the Native American kids with no future. For kids who could use a scholarship for school. Or the kids who got adult diseases (cancer, leukemia etc.) and are either fighting to live at age 8, or confined to a wheelchair or hobbling on a crutch after an amputation. 

Nah. When HE raises money it's for, (let's bring out the chorus boys) AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! 

That's Hollywood huh? They take care of their own. With so many gays around (and you thought it was all Jews!) the MOST IMPORTANT CHARITY has to be...AIDS.

It brings out all the gay-friendly actresses who smirk and giggle about men who either want to wear their clothes, or are TERRIFIED of their TWATS. Yeah, Julia, feel sorry for them. It brings out the gay celebs, of course, like the ubiquitous Neil Patrick Harris. 

But let's consider how you get AIDS. 99%, especially now that transfusion blood is carefully monitored, get it from deliberate unprotected sex. We're talking about guys who are promiscuous and can't control themselves, and because they didn't just get the clap, we're all supposed to feel sorry for them, and ONLY them.

I felt sorry for the "first wave." These were gays who had no idea why they acquired "immune deficiency" diseases and were suddenly lumpy with black spots, cancers and malignant tumors. Had they KNOWN, they would've stayed out of the gay baths, off the piers, and out of the bathrooms in the trendy discos. But they didn't. 

I also feel sorry for women who got AIDS in weird ways. Like: "My boyfriend isn't gay, but he's a drug addict. He shared needles with a guy who had AIDS, and he got it. Now he's DEAD. And guess what, I've got HIV thanks to him. I now have to live my life taking all kinds of drugs, and pray that my condition doesn't get worse." Yeah, that sucks. But...

Contrast how 99% get AIDS with how 100% of children get cancer. The kids are innocent. It grew inside them. They couldn't avoid it by simply leading a clean life. 

And the innocent adult suddenly has heart disease or leukemia, or develops Parkinson's or Crohn's or Alzheimer's. Why is it the fabulous Hollywood community rarely supports THOSE causes? A certain 82 year-old actress is constantly raving about AIDS, and going off to appear at benefits with drag queens and smirking pervs. Where is she when the Lupus people come to call? Or when support is needed for the ASPCA, even? 

The AIDS bunch act like the disease discriminates against gays deliberately, and that's why it MUST be eradicated. Well, there ARE diseases that discriminate. Sickle cell strikes Blacks predominantly. Blacks who get sickle cell don't get it because they can't stay out of a toilet in a bus station at midnight.

We could benefit with more research on curing people who are blind, or deaf, or suffering paralysis or arthritis. Nah, it's always AIDS. Lopsididly so. Nobody begrudges people their "pet" charities. Animal lovers donate to PETA. Jews to groups fighting anti-semitism. Blacks send their bucks to the NAACP. Lost a son in the war? Then "Wounded Warriors" may get your donation. But ALL those charities involve people who are INNOCENT VICTIMS of something lousy. 

Back in the 80's the guys dying of AIDS were INNOCENT VICTIMS. They didn't know what they were risking. Now they do. Why the huge sympathy for deliberately promiscuous males and for idiots injecting themselves with heroin, and by contrast, almost no sympathy for a child dealing with cancer? 

Kimmel? He could've chosen Lupus. Parkinson's. Even a "pet" charity like the Girl Scouts or Giving Free Companion Animals to Lonely Old People. Nah. It had to be AIDS. That's how he got Julia Roberts and STINGK and the rest to stand around grinning their self-satisfied grins.

There's one major disease that could actually be eradicated just by ABSTINENCE. By common sense. By condoms. By not sharing needles with lunatics. But fuck the innocent, and worry about assfuckers more than anyone else.