Pipsqueak Twats will NEVER be ANYTHING

Legends in their own minds, pipsqueak twats like Shauna Cuntwell squat and shave their twats and coo over how nice the shaving cream feels. And they strum their Taylor Swift cover versions on GooTube and blink their baby-big eyes, and think they're little stars. 

Then, slightly above that level (or so they think) are the Basket Cases, who smirk into the mirror and adjust their scarves and dab some perfume from anus to armpit, and then lah-dee-dah to a teeny-tiny club and sing for their relatives and friends. And keep the day job. 

The REAL deal? WOMEN like the below. 

Alexis is no household word. She isn't signed with a major label but she ain't giving away her music on BandCamp or Spotify. You can BUY her CDs on Amazon. She gets REAL gigs and is PAID to show up and people PAY to see her. She's dedicated to her style of music, and she hasn't given up after many years now. 



This is a pro. She doesn't dress like Basket Case. She doesn't goggle her eyes like Shauna. 

You think Shauna or Basket Case would take a bus to a train to play TWO gigs in different towns on a Saturday afternoon and evening, one in the city and one in the suburbs?? Or have somebody who could drive them? Nah, too much effort. Easier to set up the camcorder for GooTube, or walk over to that silly local show in Bristol for that very small circle of friends.

Look at the variety here. Think about the effort she's putting into booking herself and in creating different crowd-pleasing shows. One day it's solo jazz of all types for true devotees. Then in a library, to please the general farts, she and her supporting players offer the Great American Songbook. Then, at a museum, she brings in the crowds with covers of Disney classics. That's a pro. That's someone who is commercial and flexible and can create a polished evening of entertainment that doesn't rely on relatives or "pay what you want" or "it's freeeeee." 

And that's why the Shauna and Basket Case idiots are just silly hobbyists and time-wasters, who will give up soon enough. Being stupid fickle cunts they'll shrug and say, "Oh, what's really important is staying home and caring for the kids...the three by my first husband Habib, the two by my second husband DeShawn, and one each by husbands three and four, Fuck and Off.