HORST LAUNCHES HIS SCHMUTZ COLLECTION

Asslicker Horst has realized something. 

He is NOT a GooTube star. There are a dozen other idiots who have the same idea (recording themselves unboxing Nazi Roger Waters' garbage) and HE trails far behind in HITS. Some GooTube morons beat him by over 10,000 hits. 

First off, he's always late. Secondly, he speaks German. Third, he's incredibly ugly. 

So, Asslicker Horst has decided to create his own UNIQUE download movies. He says (we translate), "I'm an obese ugly Nazi! Ach du Loser! But if I offer stuff nobody else has? Maybe das ist gut, yah? Like she-male swinery!

"Vat woman would want mit a big VAT O' FECES like ME? Mostly I substitute eating food and buying stuff for having sex, but when I do get the urge, I suck der she-male dick, while I pop der blood sausage and make it shpit! I am offering everyone a chance to WATCH!!"

Horst's second effort is a little more creative. Looking a bit like a mad doctor, and having a penchant for cutting packages open, he's got a documentary on circumcision.

"Wunderbar! I got down on my knees in front of der long schlong-bar! You know waiters cut your meat and expect a tip? I ate the tip! Downloaded it! Yum! Watch mein video. It took 20 minutes to carve dat turkey, but I only charge a fiverrrr, guyyys!!"

Horst has a Paypal banner on his site, and some have complained that disgusting garbage should not be endorsed by Paypal. Paypal, of course, has hoops worthy of Roland the Pinhead, on how to make a report here, here and HERE...and you'll be ignored anyway!

Huh...click EMAIL us and click EMAIL us again? Log in to your Paypal account TWICE???

"Yah, ha ha," laughs Horst, "Paypal are worse greedy Nazi assholes than I am!"