Cell Phones Should Simply be AGAINST THE LAW

Know what?

It's this simple: BAN CELL PHONES IN PUBLIC. That's it. 

People are too fucking stupid and selfish to use them properly. 

NO MORE. 

You can't bring your fucking dog into a Post Office in America, unless it's a "service animal." How about, you can't talk on your fucking cell phone unless it's an emergency. If you aren't being raped or robbed, you pay a $200 fine for using it. 

If a cop sees some ninny babbling and grinning, BANG. $200. Think of the money the government would make. 

Right now the Big Pesty is parking fines. There are probably more nasty little assholes in uniform ticketing parked cars than enforcing any other law. Sic 'em on the cell phone twats. 

And, MEAN IT.

Right now there are some vague laws on the books here and there, but are they enforced? Almost never. It's like idiots who let their dogs shit in the street and don't pick it up. Where's a cop to write out a ticket? 

The answer is simple: create a cell phone enforcement squad. Split the profits 60-40. 

Think of how many pensioners could use the extra money! They can toddle into a restaurant, a body-cam attached to the back brace, and write out tickets to the pests. When they go to the movies or a show, same thing. When they're on the bus or the train, same thing. 

Some people have a hobby of selling at boot sales, or going door to door selling cookies for charity. They could make MORE money joining the cell phone patrol.

Fact is, most "unenforceable" laws could be easily enforced by dedicated volunteers or, better, people who get to share in the money raked in on the tickets. No more assholes blasting their car horns. No more idiot dog owners ruining life with their noisy, shitty beasts. No more cell phone blabbing. 

Is there ANY reason why such a thing isn't possible? 

Well, one. It's discriminatory. Take a look at the photos above. WHO blabs on cell phones? Mostly WOMEN. It's what they do. They're always grinning and shouting into their fucking phones. With more and more twats in power, being the BOSS lady, or running the government, you can bet that a law against cell phones in public would be considered an act of misogyny.

So my other idea is not likely to pass either: that in lieu of a $200 fine, you can spend a day in jail with your cell phone shoved up your twat.