Do something different, Boredom Twins

There they go again...the latest hopeless cover versions that NOBODY cares about. Johnny goes on and on with his wide-eyed delusions of grandeur, in love with the sound of his own voice. Eight people take a look? Ten? Twenty? Oooh! 

And Shauna, with her fiftieth Taylor Swift cover, or some other rancid piece of shit from Mayer or Selena or Ariana? Lord! She's beyond pathetic. She once covered "Free Falling" by Tom Petty, but didn't mention him, only that she was doing the JOHN MAYER COVER.  She doesn't get it, that doing a COVER puts you in stark competition with the original? Her cover exposed how anemic her personality is, and how weak her voice is. 

No, no, little Irish twit-twat, these aren't the Pia Zadora days. You don't get a career because you look CUTE. PS, Pia had tits, and a sugar daddy bankrolling her. 

Maybe it's time for you two idiots to play a Freaky Friday game (on a Saturday) and change places. It couldn't hurt. Not as much as it hurts to see and hear what you're doing now, over and over and over.