Basket Case Doesn't Want Anything TOO Big in her Mouth

"I am a real Suzy Creamcheese," says Basket Case, in that posh-fake accent of hers. "I have a bland voice. It's SUCH a welcome change from Dylan, Cohen, Sting, Adele and the rest. The secret is that I don't open my mouth too wide. 

"I know guys like blowjobs, but I am NOT going to open my mouth really wide and RUIN my career. Yet, since opposites attract, this pasty-faced flat-chested aging white woman, is attracted to young Somali immigrants with BIG COCKS! But big ones would ruin my mouth.

"I was inspired by that new Leonard Cohen song. How about ordinary cocks like the white ones I've been sucking, but DARKER? 

"I put up adverts on the street, and went on social media, and I've had very good luck. I've gotten to suck LOTS of black guys with average dicks!  

"Of course, I don't swallow. I don't want my precious vocal cords burned by caustic Nigga spunk!"