Celebrities trying to come up with a great TWITTER QUOTE when somebody dies!
They are so greedy for that little extra bit of attention, they instantly rush a TWEET even if it's something as moronic and obvious as "R.I.P." or "I'm so sad." Or "Gutted."
They want to be part of the easy news media "Gather the Quotes and Not Bother to Actually Write Something About the Deceased" game. "Hey, Leonard Cohen died, go check TWITTER and see what everyone is saying, and quote it all, instead of writing something yourself."
How many of those were really worth quoting?
Sap-faced Moby writing, "Dear God, no." Look, twerp, he had to go sometime, and if you REALLY were a fan of Leonard Cohen, you would've read The New Yorker piece and known he was suffering, and talking very, very seriously about being ready to die.
And how many fucking times do we get "R.I.P." for fucking Christ's sake? These assholes really think Leonard Cohen isn't dead? He's RESTING? He's got the "LONG SLEEP" for eternity? Is that what you wish for someone? Not life after death, but resting peacefully, and NEVER WAKING?
You people are fucking SICK. Real SICK.
But speaking of SICK, how about the most popular Leonard Cohen song being that stupid "Hallelujah." Jesus, this guy would've been thrown out of songwriting class for it. You remember that when it first appeared on one of this "who cares about him anymore" albums, nobody cared. It took a dead fuck named Buckley to make it famous. As in: "Aw, the dead fuck died, just like his dead fuck dad. Oh, listen to this sad, sad fucking song. It seems religious. He sang it SO well, that dead fuck. Let's make a fucking deal out of it."
Right. This is a song that rhymed hallelujah with:
"You don't really care for music, do ya?"
"Beauty and the moonlight overthrew ya."
"Well, really, what's it to ya?"
"I didn't come to fool ya."
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