There's a Kind of BASS All Over the World

What's trending in our stupid, stupid world? 

A "hack" that somehow puts the Amazon ALEXA thing inside the annoying BILLY BASS fish. 

For way too many years, Redneck morons have continued to buy and display the "joke" of a trophy plastic fish (called BILLY BASS) that sings "Take Me To the River." 

Now it seems that one moron has put the Alexa voice inside his fucking bass, and the world has gone mad. It's been trending on Farcebook all day. 

WOO HOO! WOW! 

Some people are easily entertained, aren't they? Funny, they used to be entertained by actual ENTERTAINMENT. Now, people go to entertainment (movies, concerts, theater) and spend more time taking selfies and talking to each other and rattling their bags full of sweets. Lord knows, to spend 90 minutes without EATING is impossible. 

And having a fucking Alexa ain't good enough, when you can, har har har, HACK it into a FISH.