Maury Povich, Amos n' Andy, and the Culture of Shit

Black people are a minority. Especially on the Internet.

That doesn't prevent all the Internet "celebrity" websites from acting as if Kanye and the Kardashians and Jenners are movie/television royalty.

Then again, white celebrities don't get into vulgar, moronic displays quite so often. Any feuds with Tom Hanks and his wife? With George and his Anal Clooney? With anyone other than Alec Baldwin or little rock idiots like Viley Virus and Justa Beeper?

So that's why we suffer through the chunky-shit soup of Kanye and his bunch. The latest is the tedious "war" between repulsive Amber Rose (ex-Kanye whore) and the various Kardashians and Jenners. It includes vulgar and illiterate tweets, which is now how the nation gets most of its news. Fuckin' TWEETS.

It's worse with television, especially daytime TV. Blacks ARE a majority there, because so many of them are on welfare and out of work. IF I'M BEING HONEST, it's true.

This is why so many daytime talk and quiz shows are hosted by blacks, and the most popular ones feature the most ghetto-outrageous, stereotypical low-life lunatics on the planet. Ha ha, HO, the HO, the HO. One of the most popular shows is hosted by snickering white man Maury Povich. It's a bit surprising that blacks don't tar and feather him for what he does, which is making blacks look stooooooopid.

From a general show of sensationalized idiocy, he zeroed in on affairs and paternity issues. Most every show is the same: loudmouth blacks shouting, posturing, being obscene and strutting and whooping over who IS or IS NOT da "Baby Daddy."

All that normal blacks can do is shut up, or else, like Bill Cosby, face the full fury of ghetto rage. When did Cosby turn from beloved to hated? When he told blacks to pull their pants up, speak normally, and get an education.

By accident, I saw a few minutes of Povich's show today. It was as base, stupid, demeaning and stereotypical as ever. An obese woman was thundering all over the stage, denying some angry guy fathered her child. She be havin' a lot of affairs, huh? Whatever, Povich, King of Slime, got the test results back, and triumphantly announced, "You are NOT the father." The crowd whooped and jeered for one reason or another.

I could switch the dial, and I did. But one thing I couldn't find if I went through all 400 channels available to me these days, is "Amos and Andy."

Say what? "Amos and Andy" was an early 50's sitcom that lasted about 75 episodes. It was deemed "offensive" in the 60's, and was banned. As in, NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH. It exists now via public domain and/or bootleg DVDs sold on eBay, and some episodes floated to YouTube.

Yet, if you watch "Amos and Andy" and "The Maury Povich Show," which is more offensive?

Is it "Amos and Andy" for being fictional, comical, and not very different from "Sanford and Son" or that dyno-o-mite sitcom "Good Times?" Is Povich ok because ghetto trash watch it, and it's "keepin' it real?" That the extremely low, illiterate level of garbage on the show reflects just about the same level as the antics of Amber Rose and Kanye and Kim? (Most people think Kim is at least half black, based on her make-up and giant ass).

Steve Allen called it "dumbth," the dumbing down of culture. What's supposed to happen with assimilation, is that the cultured people raise up the slobs. The next generation loses their ethnic accents, talks like normal people do, and develops interests beyond porn, sports and violence. But hell, we're seeing white trash proliferate too, and horrors like "Honey Boo Boo" spread like a plague.

And yes, when they run short on Kanye Krapola, there's always something to report from the inbred world of "Mama June" and her rotten family of white trash, even if they aren't on the air anymore. To appeal to any lower of a common denominator, tabloids would have to go to hell, and I wish they would.