UMA GUMMA - What's Next, Pink Floyd Cow?

A late (AIDS) gay friend of mine used to sneer at the thought of "beautiful women."

He could dissect most any photo and point out "it's all paint." Illusion.

Indeed, considering Lennon's line about how the nigger of the world likes to "paint her face and dance," it's very easy for even ugly women (or men) to morph into the stereotype of an "attractive woman."

Witness two different clown faces painted on Uma Thurman.

I'm not gay, nor an expert on make-up, but it seems that BOTH images feature an artfully painted up phony.

On the left, she's lathered her face in bronzer, gummed her lips a shade of pussy pink, hit her face with "shadow" or "blush" to highlight her eyes or cheek bones, and chosen a hair style to create an illusion: "isn't she smart, she has a big forehead."

On the right,in a photo taken this year, she's doing a scary Joni Mitchell job, with blood red lipstick, cadaverous foundation, blush on her cheeks to narrow her face, and for some reason, she's let her eyebrows grow to caterpillar length. Her hair is darkened and slicked down which is supposed to make her seem sophisticated and business-like.

In a few years when she's gained some weight? She might simply use some burnt cork to make dark splotches here and there, widen her nostrils, add some white around the mouth, and look like the cow on the cover of an old Pink Floyd album.

Anything's possible, because women are STILL the niggers of the world, and the last thing they'll ever do is be HONEST and wear NO make-up.