Monday, February 23, 2015

Kristi Capel, obscure news reader, gets jiggy with the JIGABOO

Some 20-something news reader cunt, hired for her looks, doesn't know what JIGABOO means?

"I try hard not to become hysterical," but I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Queen of America, or Princess of Cleveland, or wherever the bitch gives the news, Kristy immediately took to Twitter (what else) to rightly explain that she's ignorant.

Maybe we should be happy that people under 40 don't know that JIGABOO is a fairly ancient derogatory term? Even if NIGGA is shouted by rapper every other second of the day?

I'm not an expert on slang, but is it possible that "getting jiggy" could have its origins in getting funky or dancing the way a JIGABOO does?

We're talking about a woman who spell Kristy as KRISTI, after all.

Somehow, this twat vaguely thought that LADY GAGA was getting JIGGY, so it was a JIGABOO moment.

Or something. It was a dark, dark day for Kristy. I can say "dark" can't I?

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