50 Shades of Grey - Muslim Style

Hey, she's lucky she wasn't beheaded. Poor Mohammad Hossain the Insane. He didn't get to KILL the woman. Or do a genital mutilation like his pals in Saudi Arabia love to do.

You're thinking I'm about to start a rant against the fine, fine religion of Islam.

No. Here's your wimpy caveat: "Not ALL Muslims beat the shit out of women."

Instead, let's talk about how stupid WOMEN ARE.

Yes, most women are stupid. These brainless twats have made a multi-millionaire out of a talentless British cow who wrote an amateurish piece of shit. Her "Shades" series was self-published, but in a quirk of insanity, "Saturday Night Live" mentioned it because some jerk tried to censor it, and the notoriety created a best-smeller.

Women are illiterate. They're morons. They read the SAME BOOK OVER AND OVER (the formula Harlequin novels, for example, and the idiocy from Joan Collins and other cunts). Purple prose is never purple enough.

There's classy granny-porn out there, including the shit from Anne Rice (who wrote bondage books under a pseudonym) and there's also "The Story of O," and the works of Anais Nin. But most women bypass that shit and, like the cows they are, go moo'ing at whatever people tell them to moo at. Like the "Shades" shit.

White women are the stupidest. They go running off to find the nastiest black, Muslim, Latino, goat or dog they can find. Then they can cry (or scream) when it goes wrong.

Even Madonna had to admit that her worst relationships were with the black guys she flaunted. She thought they'd understand her...the "oppressed woman" in a world dominated by men. So they dominated her, fucked her in the ass, and then moved on to the next idiot bitch. Poor Madonna, dumped after being banged in the dumper. Treated like just another white skank.

This Mohammad guy? He's an ugly stupid nerd, but he's an ARAB, so that's attractive to some dimwit who wants to prove something. She wants "naughty" fun with a "bad boy?" He, of course, senses this and would rather beat the shit out of her?

So put the blame on "50 Shades." Well, yeah, stupid stupid women made "50 Shades of Grey" into the best seller it should NEVER have been, and the movie has broken box office records. Idiots HAVE to see it, no matter how lousy the reviews. The excuse from some smart-ass bitches is: "Sure it's ridiculous, but so is porn for men." Except men KNOW their porn is ridiculous. And they get it FREE on the Internet.

Now brainless box-owners are getting beaten and buggered by classless louts. Lenny Bruce said it years ago: "Guys will fuck mud. They'll fuck chickens." They use women. And women are too stupid to know. Or it takes them a dozen incidents first. "She'll kiss a lot of frogs before she finds her prince."

The good news here, is that the stupid bitch did have a roommate, did have a witness, and it won't just be a case of "Mohammad the Manic said, and SHE said." He might actually have to apologize. Or get a 60 day suspended sentence that will be wiped off his record if he keeps his Muslim nose clean for a while.

Gee...a bunch of idiot girls are mooning over "The Joker," the murdering Muslim who destroyed the Boston Marathon and got the cover of Rolling Stone. And a bunch of idiot women are delighting in a dopey "romantic" book/film about being abused by some obnoxious idiot 50 shades worse than Rhett Butler. And now...we see a combo of Muslim lust and "50 Shades" of stupidity, combining for THIS story, which is being re-enacted every night all over the world by various repulsive combinations of dickhead and twat.