PRAY for BOBBI and PRAY for KYLE and...PRAY PRAY PRAY for CELEBUTARDS

Look, I'm not the fucking Pope. I don't wear a dress and I don't have everything I want handed to me. I have WORK to do. You want him to talk to God on behalf of a "Celebrity" you like, then ask HIM. Leave ME out of it.

What's with fans telling ME to "PRAY FOR..." their fave celeb? Any time a reporter waves a fucking microphone in front of some dimwit, it ends with "PRAY FOR...him. Her. It (in the case of Bruce Jenner-Gender-Bender).

Whether it's a spawn of an annoying celebrity, found upside down naked in a bathtub, or some local TV personality shot by the popular "deranged gunman," or Broooos who was just reported to have been in a car accident, the final line is usual "PUT THIS PERSON IN YOUR PRAYERS."

Oh, and if you're on Twitter, hashtag the fucker's name and try to make it trend, because God spends His time on Twitter and he only saves people IF he sees a certain number of re-tweets.

Keeeee-rist. Yes, following yesterday's demands by grungy low-life members of the shit-for-brains BROWN family to PRAY FOR BOBBI, now we have PRAY FOR KYLE, or #PRAYFORKYLE hashtag.

A local sports news-reader in San Diego got shot and is out of surgery already.

I'm not demeaning the guy. I certainly hope he pulls through. I just think this knee-jerk insistence of "put him in your prayers" is obnoxious. I have other things to do with my time. The Pope is being paid to put in the good word, pal. You can reach him by going to your nearest church and falling to your knees.

Since when has hash tags on fucking TWITTER become the lazy idiot's way of getting something done?

This shit is so common in America, I thought maybe there was a glitch and I was getting a "popular but old" news story. Didn't this already happen a few weeks ago? Of course it did. I just forget if it was a sports guy or a weatherman. It goes back to Al Berg (the inspiration for the movie "Talk Radio"). If you're a talk show host on radio, or just some local news-reader, somebody could get pissed off and shoot you. You could also be a local news anchorwoman and just go to sleep and not wake up, because some monkey bastard crept into your home, robbed the place, and just for fun smashed your face in.

But I digress. If you wear your heart on your sleeve, and it makes you limp wristed, don't whine to ME. Don't have the fucking nerve to tell ME to do something as ridiculous as TWEET about somebody. People are being shot, raped, abused, robbed and humiliated every day. Just because they aren't telling you some pointless shit about college basketball, or whether to take your umbrella with you, doesn't mean they shouldn't be prayed for.

If this guy was my local sports reporter, and a reporter came over to ask my opinion, just about the LAST thing I'd say is "Pray for him. Go on Twitter with a hash tag." I wouldn't say, "I'm praying for his recovery." I'd say, "I hope he pulls through." Do "good thoughts" magically "empower" and "heal" people? Ask Yoko Ono what it did for Lennon.

Go sit in your pew and spend an hour praying to God for EVERY fucking child of a dimwit celebrity, every local news guy, and while you're at it, every soldier, sailor and porn slut. Go around writing "Jesus and Mary I Love You Save Souls" on subway walls. Think it makes a difference? No, it doesn't. Do YOU feel better when you put the burden on everyone else to "pray for" somebody? Sure you do, you irritating childlike walking bag of fermenting gelatin.

#PRAYFORME, I am surrounded by IDIOTS.