Oh...it's another BLACK PRESIDENT. And also dickless!

Oooooooooh, if you listened to David Letterman, Bill Maher, and dozens of others sneering and joking and making faces about the WHITE FACES of this year's Oscar Nominees, you'd get the idea racism is rampant

Nevermind that this just happened to be an odd year where nobody made a decent movie about Southern slavery, Somali pirates, or hired a grotesquely obese black woman for an indulgent movie about a ghetto loser, etc. etc.

When I glanced at the crappy, boring Oscar show, the gay host introduced "The President." Pause. "Of the Academy." Ha ha. People thought black Obama was going to appear? Instead...it was a BLACK WOMAN. Yes, the President of the OSCARS is THIS woman.

She doesn't look so "lily white" does she? So "pasty faced?" Or any of the other obnoxious expressions white idiots use in order to prove how LIBERAL they are.

How do you suppose she got to be head of the Academy of Arts and Sciences Blah Blah Blah? It couldn't be because...she is a "woman of color?" Oh yes it does, girlfriend.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, this bitch wouldn't be standing around at an Oscars telecast babbling about how wonderful movies are, if she wasn't BLACK.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, all the white bleached assholes who grimaced and rolled their eyes over "how WHITE" the nominees this year were...were middle-aged white guys. I think if Letterman or Maher or any of the others was a 20-something white guy, he would find the doors SHUT. Unless he SUCKED COCK. The stars of today's new TV shows and movies are mostly BLACK. Or GAY. (Have you noticed that most white actors now are metrosexual, if not gay? Kevin Spacey? Benedict Cumbersnatch? Long-haired fairy-esque Jared Leto? Any of them MASCULINE????

IF I'M BEING HONEST, there's almost no place in the world for white hetero males anymore. The demographics of America show that the young generation, the ones who've arrived here because Mom and Dad have been breeding like rabbits, are BLACK and LATINO and ASIAN and MUSLIM. In the creative arts, the idea is to NOT hire the white guy. Hire the BLACK WOMAN (like the Oscars did).

You know, or maybe not, that I'm a big fan of David Letterman, for example. But when he started doing the "white faces" jokes, I wanted to say, "Jeez, Dave, isn't it a shame your mother didn't fuck a black guy? Why is that?"

And, "Jeez, Dave, you mope about how you only had one child. What prevented you from adopting a black boy for your son to play with? You could've picked up one from Madonna or Angelina Jolie."

And, "Jeez, Dave, why did you replace your cue-card guy with a WHITE GUY instead of a BLACK or an ASIAN or a LATINO or one of those fine, fine MUSLIMS?"

Why is it that so many of the smug bastards with the self-righteous scorn because ONE fucking year there aren't the usual black nominees...are all older white guys who are damn lucky to have jobs?

How adorable that the Internet, which is still a playground for affluent whites, had a Twitter hashtag called #WhiteOscars. Now what the fuck does THAT do? Nothing. Except it gives white hypocrite shits a chance to show how wonderful they are. "I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that so many WHITE FACES were nominated." Yeah. How many of the tweeters have any black friends? How many of them would actually go to see these fucking "feel bad" movies like "12 Years a Slave" and "Selma?"

PS, didn't the Oscars have plenty of blacks on the show itself? Wasn't practically every song sung by a Shitney Houston type, stretching out every syllable? They ran the "In Memorium" feature, and some black woman got up there to somberly sing an irritating fucking ballad.

Gee, "Selma," about Dr. Martin Luther King, didn't get a nomination for Best Director or Best Actor. Is it possible that once in a while the votes are on MERIT and not on BLACK? Maybe that fucking film just wasn't very good in its predictable sanctimonious pandering.

Listen, every year can't have a fucking "Captain Phillips" movie, with amateur Somali idiots getting nominated because they showed their huge white teeth in their small skulled faces and made Tom Hanks upset. We can't keep having movies like "Precious" to celebrate grotesquely obese black women. This year we actually got a break from the "ooh, Slavery, Slavery, SLAVERY" movies, which probably have had a ratio of 10 to 1 over Holocaust movies or movies about poor ethnic people other than Blacks.

Two words to the #WhiteOscars idiots: FUCK OFF.