Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande Pucker Up and EAT SHIT

Aw, isn't that CUTE. It's the little tortilla termite "Ariana Grande" making a kissy-face with Viley Virus. Oh, but it's for a good cause.

Nothing says "help the homeless" like two prima donna pussies doing "trout-mouth" for the camera. They want people to donate to charity?? This pair of idiotic cocksuckers could feed and shelter all of Los Angeles on what they make in a month.

These fucking sluts threw a pajama party, wearing "ONESIES?" Looks like pedophilia there, Viley. How OLD are YOU? You're dressing like a unicorn, and your shower buddy is a monkey? (Seriously, that's what reporters say these idiot costumes are).

These bitches are telling you to send your money to: "The Happy Hippie Foundation."

Viley wasn't even BORN when hippies turned into Yuppies and disappeared. There ARE no hippies anymore. All there are, are a few well-heeled granola-eating assholes wasting Mom and Dad's money in Oregon somewhere.

PS, the hippies of old didn't believe in scamming the public with $85 bottles of stinky perfume with a celebrity name on it, or expensive clothing lines, or hugely overpriced tickets where all the best seats go to scalpers who'll charge five times over list price.

Capitalism is what Viley and her gang are all about. Hippies would tell you to ditch the perfume and be natural, and to offer tickets on the day of the show, first come first served, NOBODY getting more than 2 tickets at a time.

No, I sure wasn't expecting Viley and Vagina Grande to be intelligent, understand what hippies were, or to do anything that didn't involve their own wretchedly excessive "look at me" posing. And yes, in some other pix, Viley was still hanging her tongue out like a retarded mutt (ie, BITCH).

Primping for the camera, mugging with teasing kissy-faces, and wearing kiddie "onesies." This is why the world hates us. Here are two inane sluts making a fortune off other low-I.Q. teenagers and trailer trash drop-outs. There's a tremendous lack of sincerity in this "let's pretend we care about charity" cunning stunt. It almost matches the tremendous lack of talent between these two twittish twats.

What next, twerk each other's ass while pretending to call attention to world hunger? Eat shit, you two.