What else has he got to do? It'll make headlines and she won't feel like the used slut she is. Not if she's got a wedding ring and a bank account she can raid. Deep down, even the trashiest bitch prefers to be an "honest" woman with a wedding album she can leaf through every year, and a bankbook she can leaf through every day.
As much of a has-been as Woods is, so is Vonn.
She can't win a meaningful tournament anymore. She's old.
Her asshole has been widened by the Woods putter, so mabe she can barely squat and race down a slope without shitting her panties. It can be a serious distraction trying to make time down a slope while hot diarrhea is flowing into her ski boots. Judges also take a few points off for that.
Oh, why should Kanye and Kim have ALL the fun?
"Vonger" can start grabbing the headlines, as they engage in domestic violence 911 calls, as she bashes his car with a ski pole, and he moans that his bad back is making it difficult to grab her hair, call her a bitch and fuck her ass at the same time. It wasn't enough of a circus when his stupid Swedish wife was trying to bash him and his car, and when the world knew of his serial white-woman fucking that always included hateful, abusive dirty talk while fucking 'em in the ass.
Yep, they will be the classiest married celebrity couple since Kanye and Kim.
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