The world is SAVED: Isis Attacked By Pimply Guys in Mommy's Basement

Wow, Dudes, you ROCK.

Look what's all over the news. This beats Jordan hitting targets in Syria! This is MUCH BETTER.

A few guys in faggot masks are knocking off a few Twitter accounts or something. Whoa!

Oooh, they're striking down a few domains. What a KICKASS thing to do.

What next, grabbing some e-mails from some guy named Hummus Al-Falafel, and exposing that he lives in a cave in the Syrian mountains? Posting a photo of his favorite goat, naked??

And the retaliation?

How about some Muslims in BIRMINGHAM beheading some cops and some guys in soldier uniforms?

They then announce, from any of the thousands of websites NOT hacked, "If you pussies keep interfering with Allah, our "God is Great" cheerleader, we will continue to hack off the heads of any whites we see in our ADOPTED COUNTRY.

"Oh. Sorry, Dudes." The Hacktivists disappear back to their usual stunts of threatening Emma Watson or Gene Simmons.

IF I'M HONEST, I'm not impressed with a pussy terrorist group that has attacked music artists for defending their copyrights, and has threatened actresses who object to having nude or Photoshopped images thrown all over the place. Now they're on OUR side? To do what? Denial-of-Service on a few websites for a while? The equivalent of ringing a doorbell and running like hell?

I'm a little MORE impressed that after one of their own got incinerated, Jordan is flying American-made planes and dropping American-made bombs on a bunch of ragheaded bully-shits who just happen to be out of their minds and think Allah is going to protect 'em in the obvious buildings in which they hide.

The media, scared shitless any time hackers steal some slut's home porn and bring it to 4Chan, are cheering hacker games? Running to hide under the table where some pimply loser is pretending he's Darth Fucking Vader?

What next?

Here's how to finish the job. Take a scene out of "Mars Attacks!" and instead of Slim Whitman's music blasting over the loudspeakers, people drive around in trucks with BEYONCE singing her self-righteous gospel shit. That's gotta bring Allah-kazams to their knees!

But, thanks, Duuuuuudes. Awfully nice of you to take a few moments from bullying teenage girls into committing suicide. Using DOS to deprive bloodthirsty murderers of Internet access for a while is the answer? Except they could retaliate by machine-gunning everyone in your local tea parlor or chocolate shop.

"HACKERS TARGET ISIS"