Lesley Gore vs Asshole Gored in Salamanca

Now THAT is amusing:

If you saw that in a Warner Bros. cartoon you wouldn't believe it. A bull steps on the guy's pants, pulls them down, and sticks a horn up his ass?

HILARIOUS. FUCKING (literally) HILARIOUS.

If George Carlin was alive, he'd be calling it the "Feel Good Photo of the Month." You remember George. In his very cranky old age, he cheered war, natural disasters, and horror stories. He told his audience, "You are DISEASED." His view was, if you can't do anything about stupid violent shit...try to enjoy it.

So, yes, Ghost of George, I found a story I could thoroughly enjoy.

Lesley Gore died? Not good. Asshole goes to Salamanca just to be a stupid fucking asshole, and gets a bull horn up his ass? GOOD.

Yes, this was Salamanca, not Pamplona. It seems that Spain is loaded with these idiot festivals, all of them geared to get tourists to come and visit for AMUSEMENT.

Supposedly the greasy idiots in Spain consider tormenting bulls to be "spiritual," and "religious," and figure the ones who get hurt or killed are just macho thrill-seekers. Or something.

You dumb fat-faced American fuck. 20 years-old and you have the money to fly-de-dah to Spain for your stupid asshole thrills? Well, YOU GOT THRILLS, pal.

The idiot family of this meat-faced jackass from Georgia got to see him in his underpants, tossed around like a sack of fertilizer. Gaaaah-lee!

"Damage to his sphincter," mentioned in one of the news reports. Three hours of surgery on that widened asshole? Well, you got braggin' rights, you good ol' boy. Just pull yo' pants down, next time you're chuggin' Jim Beam in your local honky tonk, and prove you got yo'self gored by a bull. You get a free drink.

Even in this cold, cruel, psycho world, most everyone deplores the literal bullshit in Spain. On a scale of 1 to 10, this brainless, tasteless, dangerous stupid bull-baiting stunt perpetrated and performed by boneheads and low-life scum ranks at 12.

Because the IQ for people involved in this idiocy is 12.

You'd laugh if a guy got a horn up his ass in a cartoon, so laugh because it happened to a buffoon.

George once scoffed, "Anything can be funny. Who says rape can't be funny? Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd."

And in reverse, here's a real FUNNY FUCKIN' FOTO that is better than a cartoon.